President Dracula?

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President Dracula?: 45 year old man from Florida wants to be President.  Yeah, when I turned 45 I went nuts, too... 

Hugo: Who would you vote for - Dracula or a faux-Dracula?  AZD: Hmmm...I don't know - does he like tea parties or quail hunting?

FOM: Florida Vampire to Run for President



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Turdshiner-in-Chief

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Turdshiner-in-Chief: Not entirely our term, but building on the brilliant John Stewart's and TDS's presentation of 11/17/09, "Submission Accomplished". (1) Suggested nickname for any president that has to 'pick up and shine' the turds left behind by the previous administration for public or diplomatic review. (As always, Aasif Mandvi gives a hilarious, manic performance). (2) The real job of any next new presidential administration.

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SPOD

SPOD: Second President (US) of Diversity - acronym. (To be filled by a player named later...). Covered this in our previous post.





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O-POD or I-POD or F-POD

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O-POD / I-POD / F-POD: (1) Original President (US) of Diversity or Initial President of Diversity or First President of Diversity. (Barack Obama). (You probably saw this one coming if you read our previous post). Not a new acronym, but appears to be a new definition. Again, we wanted to avoid using the last acronym, because there might be those inclined to associate it with an unfortunate expletive. We hope not. We love him almost as much as Michelle Obama. (2) The middle acronym is an indirect reference to President Obama's love of his Blackberry and being a "techie or tekkie".

Which leads us to wonder, who will be the SPOD (Second President of Diversity)?









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Borge(d) - definition

Borged: (1) Presidential lassitude concerning outdated policies, and (2) speaking in bored tones or suggestive demeanor towards presidential policies, failure of same, and (3) acknowledging public weariness for same. See this entry also in our sister publication, The American Political Handbook.





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