A dictionary/glossary/lexicon as sort of a cosmic, meeting of the minds, collaboration of the likes of Dan Webster, Sam Johnson, Ambrose Bierce, Hunter S. Thompson, Wm. F. Buckley, Grouch Marx, W. C. Fields and many more... even though its editors are obscure unknowns with dreadfully dangerous senses of humor. WARNING: This website may contain some slightly adult content - get parental viewing approval if you are 18 or under!

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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

The Passage of our Editor's Father

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The Passage of our Senior Editor's Father: Though not a true dictionary entry, we thought we should make note of the passage of our Senior Editor's father.  George James passed away on Sunday December 19, 2010 (though the COD says Monday December 20, 2010) and he was just 76 years young.  Though an autopsy would have been requested by our editor, the rest of his family passed on it without asking his opinion (!). 

At the time, GJ had been suffering from two pneumonias (Serratia and Pseudomonas) as well as the now dreaded MRSA!  Although Dad seemed to have responded successfully to treatments with massive doses of Vancomycin and 5 days treatment with Tobramycin.  He was eventually discharged from his 4th hospital stay and housed in a very good medical facility.  Unfortunately, the MRSA must have entered his bloodstream on or about the 19th as our editor found GJ foaming badly at the mouth - which appears to have meant that his organs were shutting down. 

His father responded positively to a request for an ambulance (which he never does!) and the ambulance came and took him away on a portable ventilator.  GJ was placed on a CPAP Ventilator once in the trauma room and remained so in the ICU.  No amount of 'pressors' could have preserved him as he appeared to be in complete shutdown - though our editor hoped desperately and tearfully otherwise.  He probably had no conscious mind nor spirit during this time and passed on probably that day.  Which is why an autopsy may have been helpful (or not).  Perhaps it could have positively identified MRSA in the bloodstream at that time - or not...

Looking back over the previous events, two of GJ's doctors at two of his previous hospital stays had predicted his death within a short while - possibly months.  Which came true just before this Christmas...

FOM: Medical Odyssey/Hospital Nomad

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Monday, November 22, 2010

Hospital Nomad / Medical Odyssey

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Hospital Nomad / Medical Odyssey:  It is hoped that this posting/definition will give you some insight as to where we have been just over the past 2 months. Our Senior Editor's 70+ years young father took very sick in early September and had to be whisked away to an emergency room.  He was having severe nausea and chronic vomiting (guess who got to clean the bucket?...) for a period of over 24+ hours.  Having suffered this way, he finally asked for medical care - and got it that day. 

Our Senior Editor and his father found out that he had a partial bowel obstruction - along with several other chronic medical conditions.  A naso-gastric tube was installed & removed about 1500 ml. of dark bile over a period of 30+ hours - thus avoiding surgery.  The recovery in the hospital took about 6 days.  Plus, we also found that Dad had lost his core/trunk strength (he had displayed some kyphosis earlier in April), leg strength, became dysphagic and was declared NPO.  Dad has basically been a bed-bound invalid, unable to swallow, since this time.  We will refer to this hospital as HSJ.

A swallow evaluation/study was done on Dad in their fluoroscopy dept. which determined that he aspirated when swallowing.  Even worse, he displayed no symptoms (asymptomatic).  Thus, he might have been dysphagic for a long time without even knowing it.  He has the possibility of contracting aspiration pneumonia if he attempts to swallow anything - which could even be lethal.

Thus was the beginning of Dad's medical odyssey.  Our Senior Editor and his brother being so concerned (this is their last living parent) that our Editor slept over many, many nights in more than one hospital with his father.  Thus giving rise to the term Hospital Nomad.  In the periods between hospitalization, Dad has spent three separate occasions in Medical Skilled Care Rehabilitation Centers as required by Medicare.  The long and short of it is that our Senior Editor has spent 63 of the last 65 days or so in the hospitals and Rehab Centers with his sick, invalid father during this medical odyssey.  His father is currently staying at his fourth hospital in this time.

A special warning to all who may have a similar situation existing or arising with a loved one.  If you see your elders in decline you may wish to visit their primary care physician with them and discuss the option of in-home rehabilitation before you reach this state of affairs.  One of the undiscussed (?) issues with Rehabilitation Centers and similar communities is the potential for infection by communicable organisms/pathogens/microbes shared by that community.  Each time Dad was sent to one of these centers he developed pneumonia or MRSA

Early in November/late October, he developed pneumonia due to a species of Serratia.  Fortunately our senior editor was present when he began to sink and kept requesting an ambulance.  When Dad stopped talking, they finally called for Rapid Response.  When in hospital, you can usually request Rapid Response by dialling 141.  See your hospital staff for instructions before you panic and need this service - it can be a life saver

As it turned out, Dad 'coded' in the emergency room at a different, nearby hospital ('HSM').  There appeared to be only respiratory arrest - no cardiac arrest - but stopped breathing all the same.  Dad was then intubated, heavily sedated and put on a ventilator.  The ER team at HSM basically saved his life - for which our Editor nominated them for a recognition award.  The Rapid Response team remained in the ER room during the entire revival.  It was quite a moving experience.  But, our Senior Editor's father looked like one of those horrible rubber dummies in a horror movie and our Editor was about to freak out. 

He was eventually transferred to Intensive Care where he remained on the ventilator for about a day.  He coded again the next day and had to be placed on a ventilator again.  The IC team was excellent and they were also nominated for a recognition award.  Dad was eventually transferred to the hospital - for 13 days

He qualified for a specialty rehabilitation hospital where he may receive constant hospital care along with therapy for as long as they feel fit.  He is visited almost daily by the doctor, an RN and other professional staff.  Unfortunately, he acquired MRSA in his sputum and lungs at the start of this go-round.   Which is quite fearsome, as MRSA can then enter the bloodstream in this fashion.  But the antibiotics appear to have it under control.  Hopefully, Dad is coming to the end of his medical odyssey in a positive way and may be released to sub-acute care.  And our Senior Editor is hoping that he does not have to be a Hospital Nomad much longer - again in a positive way. 

Revised/Updated: 11/23/2010



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Sunday, May 16, 2010

Our Twitter Report

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Our Twitter Report: Not exactly a definition, but we did have a tweet read exclusively Friday, May 14, 2010 by KeithOlbermann on "The Twitter Report" during MSNBC Countdown.
Keith referred to our avatar as President Garfield.  "Is that President Garfield?  President Garfield is tweeting us?"  Then he did his humorous voice "President Garfield here!". We loved it.  (It's actually Benjamin Harrison.  Keith - we love you!)


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Sunday, February 21, 2010

Mojobama?


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Mojobama?



The unfortunate conflation of Mojo and Obama. Did one of these GOpr*cks say our Main Man lost his Mojo? Oh no they dinna! Once you go Barack, you never go back! The last man to admit losing his Mojo wasn’t even American and fictional – too boot (pun intended) – Austin Powers. Did Tiger admit losing his Mojo? Uh-Uh. Don’t think so…

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/9FziDO

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Friday, January 15, 2010

MegaDisaster and Obama’s Heroes


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Bit.ly (link for this post): http://bit.ly/5xj7I5

MegaDisaster and Obama’s Heroes: We think the Haiti 2010 Earthquake qualifies as what one could call a MegaDisaster. And the USA is right there with them. Fortunately, this is not turning into the debacle like the one we had with Katrina. Yes, its just taken literally two days for aid from the US - and all corners of the world - to land in Haiti.





The last three sentences of this paragraph have changed since we last posted. We did not want to appear ghoulish, but we thought the destruction of Haiti would reach a level of 200,000 fatalities, comparable to the 2004 Tsuanmi. Though this disaster does not (so far...we hope and pray...) present the loss of life as seen in the 2004 Tsunami. The loss of life is striking when you consider that it might be the equivalent of your hometown; like Grand Rapids, Des Moines, Boise, Yonkers, Modesto, Irvine, Fremont and on...passing in one day. Or 6.7 million US citizens passed in one day. Now that should give you some perspective on the current disaster...





Worse and sorry to say, this is only the first disaster of the decade. Is the next one happening now in Caracas? Having just been struck (close by) by a magnitude 5.7 earthquake. Or the magnitude 4.0 earthquake that struck Oklahoma about 9:18 AM today. Oklahoma?? Brings one closer to Haiti's woes, doesn't it?





Again, US Aid and others are mobilizing aid to Haiti. Which reminds us, our hero, Barack Obama, really did deserve that Nobel Peace Prize - didn't he? He wasted very little time in the Haitian call for aid. Shame, shame... Yes, the people mobilizing the aid effort and the people transporting the aid and themselves to Haiti are now heroes. You might disagree (like Rush...but, Rush has done some good things...), but some of them are Obama's Heroes. But, apparently, there were warnings...





And there should be wasting no time in getting aid and resources to a country like Haiti (or any other in desperate circumstances...). For god's sake, some of the poor folks have to live on dirt. They actually make cookies out of mostly dirt (which are bought and sold, for God's sake...) and they call them bon bon terre. They might throw in a little sugar, flour and some stuff that is actually edible. Haiti was a horrible economic and ecological disaster before the quake.





So why should you contribute and make that donation? Selfishness. That's right - selfishness. Because if you don't, they will have to leave their homes in Haiti and move in right next door to you. That's right. And, the image of one dead child should move anyone to tears.





And if the dead are left unburied, they will have to leave. Before the disease sets in. Diseases like typhus and cholera and God help them.


FOM:
Haiti quake toll 'may be 200,000'

U.S. providing relief to Haiti

US Stands with Haiti (COUNTDOWN MSNBC)

http://antizendictionary.blogspot.com/2009/10/instant-peace-prize-or-10-day-prize.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mega_Disasters
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Haiti_earthquake
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_tsunami
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katrina_Hurricane
http://worldfocus.org/blog/2009/02/19/dirt-poor-haitians-eat-cookies-made-of-mud/4120/
http://worldfocus.org/blog/2010/01/14/us-prepares-to-launch-100-million-aid-effort-to-haiti/9242/
http://worldfocus.org/
Looting in Haiti
Scientists warned Haiti officials of quake in '08
Burying Haiti’s Dead
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Revised/Updated: Monday, January 18, 2010

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Thursday, December 3, 2009

Half-Assedistan (Plan)

Half-Assedistan: A satirical corruption of yesterday's definition posting re. the current Administration's Afghanistan plan ("Half-A-Province Plan"). No offense to President Obama... Heartfelt apologies and sympathies to all of those who have fallen or lost loved ones in this war...

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/69ky9D




FOM: Congress appears poised to back Obama war plan, 2009 US Troop Increase in Afghanistan, US President Obama delivers address on Afghanistan plan and Anti-war Leaders Blast Escalation of Afghanistan War




















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"One-ders"

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One-ders: Not a term of our making, but one that we wish we had thought of. Winning contest term for naming the next decade, 2010 - 2019. What will the next one be called? Two-fers? Nahhh...




Sunday, November 29, 2009

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Foogle

Foogle: The unfortunate conceptual collision of offensive and Google. The downloading of or finding of racist or otherwise offensive images on the internet.

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/8b6Ke3

FOM: Michelle Obama image in race row and Link to Offensive (Images) on flickr...

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Obamu

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Obamu: Sigh...the Japanese now have a word to describe Obama. Current definition is "To proceed optimistically".


Credits to: words_lover and NickKristof.


Monday, November 16, 2009

Big Beer or Old Whisky


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Big Beer or Old Whisky: (1) 100 year old whisky left over by Ernest Shackleton and crew to be dug up in Antarctica. (2) Opposite of 'Small Beer'. (3) A rare, exceptional beverage or find. (4) Not a trifle nor trifling to obtain. [Send us a bottle if you can, please. (Yes, we're over 21)].


Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/IWE7w


FOM: Shackleton's whisky to be dug up





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Thursday, November 5, 2009

Awe Kooda bilaxpak Kuuxshish


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Awe Kooda bilaxpak Kuuxshish: According to a tweet from @markknoller this is Obama's name in the Crow language. It translates to: "One who helps people throughout the land.”

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/2JiwLF


FOM: http://cbsnews.com/





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Friday, October 9, 2009

Collective Subconscious.2


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Collective Subconscious.2: Last night we were dreaming of Twitter (again!). Does the dream state indicate that Twitter has become a new part of our collective subconscious? Or, has Twitter inadvertently tapped into some sort of collective subconscious? Can Twitter become some sort of gateway to the 'Oversoul'? In this way, does Twitter connect to a higher spiritual plane? In this way, can Twitter point us to our 'spiritual home'?

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/1DUr31

FOM: Collective subconscious, Spiritual Plane , Dharma Wheel and The Over-Soul (Essays by Emerson)





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Sunday, October 4, 2009

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

OpenRide

OpenRide: New term - new technology - not one of ours. A new open communication platform where you can instantly find a rideshare via your mobile phone.

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/kv5JV

FOM: Find Local Rideshares Quickly Via Mobile Phone , OpenRide and Fraunhofer Institute for Open Communication Systems FOKUS .

Contact:
Dr. Matthias Flügge
Fraunhofer FOKUS
+49 (0)30 3463 7135
matthias.fluegge@fokus.fraunhofer.de

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Monday, September 21, 2009

FOM


FOM: Find-out-more acronym. Not to be confused with the Foundations of Mathematics email list. Used to indicate references, credits and other items of interest.


Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Salmonella Therapy?

Salmonella Therapy / Bug Therapy: The use of the Salmonella strain of bacteria in the fight against cancer.

References: Could Salmonella Bacteria Kill Tumors?, Salmonella and Oncology.

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Thursday, September 3, 2009

IPOmega


IPOmega: Not to be confused with Iomega. The conceptual collision of the highest possible IP address and the Omega Number. Will the internet run out of IP addresses? The ultimate IP address - the last possible IP address.