The Anti-Zen Dictionary

A dictionary/glossary/lexicon as sort of a cosmic, meeting of the minds, collaboration of the likes of Dan Webster, Sam Johnson, Ambrose Bierce, Hunter S. Thompson, Wm. F. Buckley, Grouch Marx, W. C. Fields and many more... even though its editors are obscure unknowns with dreadfully dangerous senses of humor. WARNING: This website may contain some slightly adult content - get parental viewing approval if you are 18 or under!

Friday, February 5, 2010

The Gay Batcave / The Gaycave

The Gay Batcave / The Gaycave: We're still on track with the Gay Batman and the Gay Parallel Universe.  Would Gay Batman call the Batcave the Gaycave? 

Example - Gay Batman: To the Gaycave, Gay Rob...er...Robin!!  Robin:  Hey!!!

FOM: The Gay Batman and the Gay Parallel Universe http://bit.ly/amxM9a , The Gayphone, Homosexuality in the Batman Franchise (Wikipedia link) and
LGBT Themes in American Mainstream Comics (Wikipedia link).

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The Gayphone


The Gayphone: What we think the Gay Batman calls his Batphone in the Gay Parallel Universe.

Rinnggggy!: Yes Gay Commissioner Gordon!  Gay Batman here!

Bit.ly link this post: http://bit.ly/dBqMiY

FOM: The Gay Batman and the Gay Parallel Universe http://bit.ly/amxM9a 

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Thursday, February 4, 2010

Twown


Darkly humorous ironic image licensed under Creative Commons by TRAFFIK [US]

Twown: The unfortunate portmanteau of Twitter and drown. Literally, to be 'drowning' in tweets.


Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/bXjddY


Example: 150 new tweets!? Help, I'm Twowning!





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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

CrimeSofties or JimHuggers


Image licensed under Creative Commons by SIR: Ponseyal: KNIGHT of the DESPONSYI

CrimeSofties or JimHuggers: The apparent paradoxical position of certain conservative pundits and politicos who seemingly embrace the now-discredited James O'Keefe post-Nixonian Landrieu-Gate attempted break-in and attempted illegal wiretap.


Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/b0FfXm


FOM: O’Keefe Toxic for the GOP? – MSNBC Countdown Tues, 2/2/2010http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/#35209054

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/#35208524





Please note: A similar - but longer post - appears simultaneously on our sister publication, The American Political Handbook.

Updated/Revised: Friday, February 5, 2010





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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Tweetable or Twitterable

Tweetable or Twitterable: The quality of expressing a message in quantity of 140 characters or less.

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/a2hoCI

FOM: Twitter (Wikilink)

Please note: This definition may not be "original".

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Monday, February 1, 2010

Twitterific!

Twitterific!: Unfortunate portmanteau of Twitter and terrific. What you tell your 'tweeps' when they ask how you're doing but you don't feel that great about things...ehhh, not so much...

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/dzSKyh

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Best Meg Episode Ever!


Prison tattoo machine image licensed under Creative Commons by Stan7826

Best Meg Episode Ever!: OK, OK, we're a bit concerned on this one - and the term is an obvious reference to the Simpson's Comic Book Store Character Guy ("Jeff Albertson") - apologies for the cross-cultural reference. Which is another cross-cultural reference as Peter decides to join the visiting Rodeo (complete with human hog-tieing and branding!...ugh...), Meg falls in love with her convict pen-pal and eventually becomes a con/ex-con herself with violently hilarious consequences. Once released from prison (complete with 'tats'), Meg automatically makes everyone in the Griffin household her "b*tch". To which Stewie meekly responds in the affirmative. At various points in this over-the-top nauseating narrative, Meg proceeds to assault (off-camera) her own father in the shower with a loofah, assalts her mother's senses by keeping a 'poop bucket' in her bedroom ...("this way I don't have to get up and go to the bathroom all the time"...) and assaults her bete noir Connie d'Amico and her entire clique with a homemade weapon - a sack of (full) soda pop cans and then delivers the coup d'grace to Connie - a bite-the-tongue-off-kiss ala Midnight Express. Well, being fans of Bronson, we could see the sack-full-of-cans-cum-homemade-weapon assault coming - ("may I have two rolls of quarters please?"). And then the gun violence kicks in... At the climax, Brian turns Meg with his delightfully sweet and sappy article which he wrote for Teen People(?). How do they morph comedy into such horrific violence and still manage to stay on the air? Oh, that's right...Fox...


Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/aFn6Pj

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Friday, January 29, 2010

Twidiot

Twidiot: The unfortunate portmanteau of Twitter and idiot. To paraphrase Forrest Gump (the novel, by Winston Groom...not the film...)..."Life is like a box of tweets, you never know what you're gonna get".

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/9uTVh7

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TwitFame or CXLame

TwitFame or CXLame: The unfortunate conceptual collision of Twitter or 140 (Roman Numerals) and fame. To paraphrase Andy Warhol, "In the future, everybody will be famous for 140 characters".

Everyone desires some measure of fame (or mercy) - its human nature.

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/dCqaKs


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Monday, January 25, 2010

Scam2Phone


Scam2Phone: The latest phone billing scam is a play on the term Bill2Phone. However, Bill2phone is a legal way for persons to transact business using their phone number. The scam appears to develop when persons fraudulently obtain and use other people's identification data and attributes on the internet. For example, our family was recently victimized by such a "scam". An extra phone bill page recently started appearing in the monthly bill with TWO new voicemail accounts and "discount network" account. The charges so far? $ 126.78. Inadvertently, the account holder paid this bill as he/she did not want their service disconnected. One of us contacted one of the account "providers" and were asked if we had signed on to the site "US Prize Draw dot com". Nope. Never did - until today. Complaints are being filed with the FCC. If you 'google' some of the labels for this post, you should get a universe of hits regarding this 'scam'. We haven't even contacted our senator or congressperson - yet.
Updated/Revised: Monday, February 1, 2010: Resolution! We contacted AT&T Billing over the internet (yester)day. We told them what was wrong, what our actions and suspicions and conclusions were...you know... Their website said to expect a call from their rep in 2 or 3 business days. Hah! They called the same day and left a message. They are issuing a credit of $ 126.80 (maybe next month or so...) and blocking the questionable accounts. You should have heard the tone of their message. The rep sounded quite concerned and even desperate... We told our victimized family member this morning. He/she is still sharp enough to ask "What about those accounts on that bill?". We told them that those people/outfits had been blocked by AT&T Billing from his/her account. Double Hah! No further word yet except for a "cutesy-poo" email from AT&T saying "Welcome to AT&T"! We're not buying it....