A dictionary/glossary/lexicon as sort of a cosmic, meeting of the minds, collaboration of the likes of Dan Webster, Sam Johnson, Ambrose Bierce, Hunter S. Thompson, Wm. F. Buckley, Grouch Marx, W. C. Fields and many more... even though its editors are obscure unknowns with dreadfully dangerous senses of humor. WARNING: This website may contain some slightly adult content - get parental viewing approval if you are 18 or under!

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Unpardon

Unpardon: Not a new word. The revocation of executive clemency for political expediency. Reference: NYT: Un-pardon raises plenty of questions
(
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28388177/).

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Satan Claus

Satan Claus: Not a new term. Not a humorous subject. What you get when a homicidal maniac dons a Santa Claus costume. Reference: 'Killer Santa' planned to flee country, police say. (http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/12/26/santa.shooting/index.html).

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Friday, December 26, 2008

GIY

GIY: Acronym for "Genetic Do It Yourself' - or "Gene it Yourself" (!). References: Hobbyists try genetic engineering at home and DIY Genetics: Revolutionary or Risky?.

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Terrorcast

Terrorcast: Similar to a weather forecast - except for terror. Reference: 5-year terrorism threats forecast for U.S..

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Sunday, December 21, 2008

Monday, December 15, 2008

Solipsist nimbus

Solipsist nimbus: (1) Reference our posting in The American Political Handbook - Throw Your Shoes in the Air? (1.1) See the paragraph: "Also, what kind of solipsist nimbus must the outgoing administration be living under? Surely, they could have foreseen some sort of attack on their representative - in the guise of Mr. Bush himself. How could they have not foreseen this even the most minor of violent outrages perpetrated on their person? It is laughable to surely think otherwise. Mr. Bush is indeed fortunate to have suffered only this most minor of attacks. We are indeed relieved that the outrage has only come to this." (2) The apparent lack of perception of the very real reality of outrage and disenfranchisement experienced by those living under the current/outgoing administration and by them. (3) The cloud of unreality that the current/outgoing administration is living under in regards to the real perception of them and their rule.



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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Toxi-toy

Toxi-toy: Not a humorous subject. A toy, game or other article made for play for children constructed with questionable or toxic or other harmful substances or materials or chemicals. Reference: Groups Sue Over Toxic Toys. (Note: Some of these "playthings" can sometimes be purchased at your local large-chain corner pharmacy!).

FOM: Most Indian plastic toys 'toxic' , Toxic toys? Health group finds high lead levels, Seven Toys Cited For High Lead Levels , Plastic chemicals 'feminise boys' and Phthalate

Updated: Wednesday, November 18, 2009 and Friday, January 15, 2010

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Friday, December 5, 2008

Nakexting

Nakexting: Probably not a new word. Related to the rather naughty practice of sending nude photos via videophone. See reference: Cheerleaders booted after naked pix

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Thursday, November 13, 2008

Pre-blame

Pre-blame: Assigning blame for any mess to some person, official, institution, entity or otherwise not yet officially responsible for that mess. To irresponsibly and desperately assign blame to said entity based on wrong-headed, conservative "thinking" and or other process or processes. Please refer to our posting in our sister publication The American Political Handbook for today's date : "We Called it Yesterday: and is Rush Limbaugh Psychic?"

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Monday, November 3, 2008

Entitlement Creep

Entitlement creep: The neglect of the poorer class/working poor by the government and responsible agencies caused by the assumption and/or the perception and/or deregulation that entitlements are fostering their needs and care generally brought on by the current economy. Generally, it is just the opposite. For a possible example, see our posting: "Barack's Speech: An EQ Scorecard." (Http://americanpoliticalhandbook.blogspot.com/2008/10/baracks-speech-eq-scorecard.html).

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Rogue Diva



Rogue Diva (Confused Beauty Queen, Whack Job and on and on...): NOT OUR INVENTION(S). Sarcastic, non-flattering, non-endearing sobriquets/epithets used to define/label Governor Sarah Palin currently the running-mate of John McCain on the Republican Party Presidential ticket. Rogue Diva and Whack Job names allegedly used by anonymous aides of the McPalin campaign. Confused Beauty Queen coined by none other than Hugo Chavez. Oh gosh...





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Eco-crunch

Eco-crunch: Not our invention. But by the BBC, we believe (link here) and to other conversation and eco-groups (see the article). (1) Defined as a withdrawal of a society's resources by the same society or others without the intention of repaying the excess withdrawal. Not a funny term - a bit chilling. Perhaps, a new type of "eco-warfare". (2) Ironically, another form of the global credit crunch to be experienced at a future date when these resources are depleted, overused, and so on...

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Monday, October 20, 2008

Kansas City Toedance

Kansas City Toedance: NOT OUR INVENTION, but a term you might be unfamiliar with if you've never traveled south of the Mason-Dixon line. Refers to a kind of a back-and-forth dance of half-liar's poker and half salesmanship and trying to find out just how much you and your opponent each have on the line. Probably harkens back to the days of the Wild West, when gunslingers would have sport with lesser gunman by making them dance to the bullets expertly shot from their guns at their opponents cowboy boots.

For more on the use of this term, see our posting Racism: Is the End Near?. In our sister publication, The American Political Handbook.

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Saturday, October 18, 2008

Communifaking

Communifaking: Not our invention. But we just had to post this one. The act of faking a cell phone conversation in order to avoid undesirable activities, aggressive sales people, and so on. Studies show that people actually do this. Reference: Are you a communifaker?. If you are a communifaker, what activities did you try to avoid?

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Saturday, October 11, 2008

Mc-Palin

Mc-Palin: We came up with this slightly snotty appellation for the McCain-Palin campaign when writing our blog post for The American Political Handbook: Race-Baiting & Fear-Mongering = Civil War? Please Note: Jonah Goldberg of the LA Times has already used this term, but under slightly different circumstances in his piece, "McPalin Rattles Team Obama."

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Sunday, October 5, 2008

Terror Card

Terror Card: Not a new term, but one you should be aware of by now. Played similar to the "race card", but more insidious. See: World leaders use terror card to watch all of us. Forever . Also, see our article at our sister publication The American Political Handbook "Give This Lady a Saliva Test?"

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Friday, October 3, 2008

Plastic Sickness

Plastic Sickness: Not a new term. But a new reference has expanded its definition to include: Plastic Contaminants Linked To Health Risks

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Skypedropping

Skypedropping: As in eavesdropping on Skype messages.

Bit.ly link for this post: http://bit.ly/5TuAn

Reference: China 'spying on Skype messages'

Revised/Updated: Thursday, September 3, 2009

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Friday, August 15, 2008

Galaxy-surfing

Galaxy-surfing: May not be a new word, but a new Internet activity that we recently discovered. Its what we do when clicking through images on Galaxy Zoo and saving them for us. We don't recommend it - its highly addictive!!!



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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Kill Switch (Old Term, New Definition...)

Kill Switch: Yes, its an old term, but Steve Jobs has brought new meaning to it. Now it is associated with secret software used to remove software from the iPhone. See: Steve Jobs Confirms iPhone Has a Kill Switch

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Thursday, July 31, 2008

Texidiot

Texidiot: A texting person so oblivious to their surroundings and environment as to cause injury to themselves or others. Reference: Texters hurt as they walk, ride — even cook . Probably not an original word, see also the search link: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Texidiot&btnG=Google+Search

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Friday, July 18, 2008

Troach

Troach: To poach one's trash. See Reference: They're stealing your trash - CNN.com. New definition for an existing word: Troaching-Competentiegericht trainen & coachen... More definitions? How about 772 of them? Link to: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Troaching&btnG=Google+Search

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Saturday, July 12, 2008

Cannabitraction

Cannabitraction: The hypothetical attraction (and unproven) of people to each other mainly through sensing the presence of endocannabinoids in their skin. See Reference: Your Skin Produces Marijuana-Like Substance LiveScience

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Monday, July 7, 2008

Gallinoxious

Gallinoxious: (1) Adjective/descriptor for obnoxious (French) tourist(s). See Reference: Most Obnoxious Tourists? The French - Yahoo! News (2) And, the highest form of rudeness - depending on one's point of view. (3) Alternately, the lowest form of rudeness - depending on one's point of view. Usage/example: "I found this entry to be gallinoxious, itself"!

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Saturday, July 5, 2008

Tofumentia

Tofumentia: A form of dementia caused by eating tofu. Reference: BBC NEWS Have Your Say Tofu 'may raise risk of dementia' . Now with soy!

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Limusphobia

NOTE: ORIGINALITY IN QUESTION.

Limusphobia: The fear of mud. Not found (at this time) in the Dictionary of Phobias. Reference: see story: BBC NEWS UK England North Yorkshire Mud phobia pig gets its own boots.

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Thursday, June 5, 2008

Obamandate



Obamandate: The observed comparison of the coming sweep of the November Election by Barack Obama with the "Mandate. Mandate. Mandate" observation made by political pundits after the election of Ronald Reagan to the presidency (1981) and the "Reagan Revolution". Reference see "The Obamandate" in The American Political Handbook.

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Obamania

NOT A "NEW WORD"...

Obamania: The sweeping, headlong and heady rush of voters and supporters of Barack Obama in the press, media, culture, population and blogosphere. Feel it now!!! For reference, see "The Obamandate", at The American Political Handbook.

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Friday, May 23, 2008

Blogvel

Not a new word.

Blogvel: A novel written on the internet in blog fashion. See the header for Undead Hearts. (http://undeadhearts.blogspot.com).

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Datarobe

We're back...


Datarobe: A suggested name for a new GM microbe designed to store data. See the story: New Meaning For The Term 'Computer Bug': Genetically Altered Bacteria For Data Storage. (We'll keep working on this one...). Replaces biodatug.

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SLAIvatar

We're back...

SLAIvatar: Suggested name for a Second Life avatar/character given Artificial Intellingence. For more, see the story: Researchers teach 'Second Life' avatar to think - Yahoo! News.

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Homo parodius

Homo parodius: A suggested species name for a Parahuman. Refer to the story: BBC NEWS UK UK Politics MPs back hybrid embryo research. (More on this topic later...).

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/3npFYY

FOM: Scientists want debate on animals with human genes and
Lab-grown penis helps rabbits mate ... like rabbits.

Revised/Updated: Tuesday, November 10, 2009.

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Thursday, April 3, 2008

Obasm or Obamax

Obasm or Obamax: The current heady euphoria experienced by the media and the population over the person of Barack Obama. Kind of like, you know, an ******.

Please Note: NOT AN ORIGINAL WORD. See the "Urban Dictionary" and other sources.

Note: Not to be confused with the Ohio Branch American Society for Microbiology.

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Saturday, March 22, 2008

Funisiate

Funisiate: (1) Living in a state of life characterized by peaceful sexual intercourse and living without being threatened by predation or other evolutionary developments. (2) Alternately, to live a simple and idyllic life or lifestyle.
From the article: (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080321/sc_nm/sex_dc;_ylt=AvBtW6LBFNZBd0Z7.Pck82oPLBIF)
Early life on Earth - no predators, plenty of sex. For images of the fossil discovery see: http://www.eurekalert.org/multimedia/pub/7394.php?from=111185

http://www.eurekalert.org/multimedia/pub/7393.php

http://www.eurekalert.org/multimedia/pub/7392.php?from=111185


Funisia dorothea

Examples on usage: "I want to funisiate with you!" and "There is more to life than just to funisiate!".



Google search did not provide any matches.

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Friday, March 14, 2008

Egocloning

Egocloning: Literally, to clone one's self. See also "Bring Back the Dodo!" Website. And the following links: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23615726/ (Creatures clone selves in face of danger) and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sand_Dollar (Sand Dollar). Future Reference: Not yet authenticated in The Encyclopedia of Life (http://www.eol.org/). No matches on Google, either.
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Monday, March 3, 2008

Blognoyance

Blognoyance: The emotion experienced by Blogger users/editors when dealing with frozen and/or malfunctioning toolbars and scrollbars on Blogger software.
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Bloggipation

Bloggipation: The blogger's equivalent of gridlock. Apparently caused (or is it really an effect of?...) by frozen and/or malfunctioning control bars and buttons on the Blogger edit and arrange layouts and other pages. Is the internet gridlock finally here??? (See also Net gridlock by 2010 study warns ).

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Blogganasia

Blogganasia: Another word inspired by our persistent and annoying problems with malfunctioning controls on one of our Blogger sites (The American Political Handbook). Meaning: the practice of euthanizing ones blog unintentionally through malfunctioning control bars and buttons, or to intentionally euthanize a blog due to inability to edit and arrange blog elements.

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Bloggiced

Bloggiced: Hey, we've been gone for quite awhile but we're back with a new word. The editing problems we've been having with two of our other sites (Bring Back the Dodo! and The American Political Handbook) inspired the new word "Bloggiced". Meaning: the mostly annoying phenomena of being unable to edit and arrange page elements due to frozen control bars on Blogger sites.

Please note: Blogger does seem to be aware of this problem, and appears to be working on a fix. Anyone else noticed this problem?

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