Turdshiner-in-Chief

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Turdshiner-in-Chief: Not entirely our term, but building on the brilliant John Stewart's and TDS's presentation of 11/17/09, "Submission Accomplished". (1) Suggested nickname for any president that has to 'pick up and shine' the turds left behind by the previous administration for public or diplomatic review. (As always, Aasif Mandvi gives a hilarious, manic performance). (2) The real job of any next new presidential administration.

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Fingasm

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Fingasm: The rather obvious portmanteau of orgasm + financial. (1) The ultimate goal and/or needed quasi-sexual-financial release leading to relief from the currently unbearable psychological and financial crisis. (2) The financial-crisis equivalent to relief of the same via sexual release. (3) The inspiration we all felt to the reaction obtained by Elizabeth Warren in her final response to John Stewart's almost-penetrating (sorry, unintended pun...) questioning during last night's (Wednesday, April 15, 2009) Daily Show.

Brief editorial: We inadvertently referred to Jon Stewart's interview questions as "almost-penetrating" due to Ms. Warren's almost completely deer-in-the-headlights response to all but one of his questions (the last one, Wednesday, April 15, 2009).






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