Nootrolysis

Nootrolysis: The portmanteau of nootropic and analysis or metabolysis. The consumption of nootropic agents and their analysis in medical screening.

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FOM: Increase In 'Academic Doping' Could Spark Routine Urine Tests For Exam Students and Urinalysis.





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Mannclysm

Mannclysm: The very unfortunate Portmanteau of Manny Ramirez and cataclysm. Witness the effect of the most recent MLB scandal affecting the LA Dodger's sterling performance colliding * with the alleged use and/or abuse of substances such as or like Human chorionic gonadotropin by one of their star players. Definition: The cataclysmic and largely unexpected and undesired result on a sport's team's stellar performance in the aftermath of a top team member caught being tainted by performance-enhancing or other substances. References: Manny tests positive, is suspended 50 games, Hours after Manny news, Dodgers blow big lead, Dodgers tie MLB record with 12-0 home start and Manny Takes an Asterisk on Countdown with Keith Olbermann on MSNBC.

And, is the title of the Countdown video essay/report prescient or precognitive? Will Manny not just be taking the asterisk, but the fifth? ("As your attorney, I advise you to start drinking heavily.").

See also:Mannpoon.

* For more on the rankings, see: More on LA and other MLB Team rankings

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Mannpoon

Mannpoon: (Here we go again...) This time, its the tainted, tawdry, tragic and troubled portmanteau of Manny Ramirez and lampoon as witnessed on "Manny Takes an Asterisk" on Countdown with Keith Olbermann on MSNBC (last night, Thursday, May 7, 2009). Definition: The deliberate lampooning of and while reporting on a major sporting/ professional figure mired in some new and unfortunate controversy. Reference: Manny tests positive, is suspended 50 games.

The folks at MSNBC seem to have a great talent (or procilivity) for this sort of thing, see also: Kenpoon.






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