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Showing posts with label cataclysm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cataclysm. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Noops!




Noops!: The potentially cataclysmic expression when discovery is made of top-secret nuclear plans and documents and the like and leaked out to the entire world. Noops!





References: Government Publishes Nuclear Secrets and US in nuclear disclosure blunder.





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Friday, May 8, 2009

Mannclysm

Mannclysm: The very unfortunate Portmanteau of Manny Ramirez and cataclysm. Witness the effect of the most recent MLB scandal affecting the LA Dodger's sterling performance colliding * with the alleged use and/or abuse of substances such as or like Human chorionic gonadotropin by one of their star players. Definition: The cataclysmic and largely unexpected and undesired result on a sport's team's stellar performance in the aftermath of a top team member caught being tainted by performance-enhancing or other substances. References: Manny tests positive, is suspended 50 games, Hours after Manny news, Dodgers blow big lead, Dodgers tie MLB record with 12-0 home start and Manny Takes an Asterisk on Countdown with Keith Olbermann on MSNBC.

And, is the title of the Countdown video essay/report prescient or precognitive? Will Manny not just be taking the asterisk, but the fifth? ("As your attorney, I advise you to start drinking heavily.").

See also:Mannpoon.

* For more on the rankings, see: More on LA and other MLB Team rankings

http://www.scoreboard.msnbc.com/msnbc/main.asp?frames=0&sport=mlb&cat=ST

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