A dictionary/glossary/lexicon as sort of a cosmic, meeting of the minds, collaboration of the likes of Dan Webster, Sam Johnson, Ambrose Bierce, Hunter S. Thompson, Wm. F. Buckley, Grouch Marx, W. C. Fields and many more... even though its editors are obscure unknowns with dreadfully dangerous senses of humor. WARNING: This website may contain some slightly adult content - get parental viewing approval if you are 18 or under!
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
FOM: NBC's Link to Live Coverage of the Toyota Hearings
Revised/Updated: Friday, February 26, 2010
Sunday, February 21, 2010
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The unfortunate conflation of Mojo and Obama. Did one of these GOpr*cks say our Main Man lost his Mojo? Oh no they dinna! Once you go Barack, you never go back! The last man to admit losing his Mojo wasn’t even American and fictional – too boot (pun intended) – Austin Powers. Did Tiger admit losing his Mojo? Uh-Uh. Don’t think so…
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Tiger Apology: So, Tiger will be making a public apology today. No questions please! Looks like he'll finally be exercising a little ball control. Should have kept his eye on that ball... OW! Giggity! All right...
What does he have in common with Sarah Palin? Well, he'll be using his hands a lot and controlling the media... OW!
FOM: Tiger Woods set to break silence, Repentant Woods sorry for affairs and Save The Tiger (Blog Post not the film...)
Revised/Updated: Friday, February 19, 2010
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
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Paradix or Dickundrum: The unfortunate conflations of Dick Cheney with paradox and conundrum. Any politico apparently openly confessing to the application of extrajudicial and (therefore) illogical measures to any alleged war criminal or terrorist or other similar persons. The obvious corollary being that application of same disproves the very argument presented by said proponent by virtue of implication of similar war crimes or other extrajudicial measure. QED.
FOM: Cheney's Costly Boast, It Came from the Veep and Cheney Conundrum
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Friday, February 12, 2010
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Slowzer or Endzer: The unfortunate conflation of slow or "End Now" with browser. What happens to your online experience when IE decides to take a nap or gives you the infamous "End Now Program Not Responding" BS panel. Of course, MS has issued one of their infamous "patches" but that doesn't seem to work... Yes, yes we know we should go with FireFox but thats not our choice to make...
602 or Captain 602: Suggested citizen code* for anything having to do with being against the Tea Party, Sarah Palin, LBGT and/or Racism. From the controversy revolving around Captain America Issue 602.
*Police Code 602 = Deliquent.
FOM: Marvel Comics' depiction of anti-tax protesters inspires anger, apology and Captain America and The Falcon
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Friday, February 5, 2010
Example - Gay Batman: To the Gaycave, Gay Rob...er...Robin!! Robin: Hey!!!
FOM: The Gay Batman and the Gay Parallel Universe http://bit.ly/amxM9a , The Gayphone, Homosexuality in the Batman Franchise (Wikipedia link) and
LGBT Themes in American Mainstream Comics (Wikipedia link).
The Gayphone: What we think the Gay Batman calls his Batphone in the Gay Parallel Universe.
Rinnggggy!: Yes Gay Commissioner Gordon! Gay Batman here!
Bit.ly link this post: http://bit.ly/dBqMiY
FOM: The Gay Batman and the Gay Parallel Universe http://bit.ly/amxM9a
Thursday, February 4, 2010
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Twown: The unfortunate portmanteau of Twitter and drown. Literally, to be 'drowning' in tweets.
Example: 150 new tweets!? Help, I'm Twowning!
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
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CrimeSofties or JimHuggers: The apparent paradoxical position of certain conservative pundits and politicos who seemingly embrace the now-discredited James O'Keefe post-Nixonian Landrieu-Gate attempted break-in and attempted illegal wiretap.
FOM: O’Keefe Toxic for the GOP? – MSNBC Countdown Tues, 2/2/2010http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/#35209054
Please note: A similar - but longer post - appears simultaneously on our sister publication, The American Political Handbook.
Updated/Revised: Friday, February 5, 2010
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
FOM: Twitter (Wikilink)
Please note: This definition may not be "original".
Monday, February 1, 2010
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Best Meg Episode Ever!: OK, OK, we're a bit concerned on this one - and the term is an obvious reference to the Simpson's Comic Book Store Character Guy ("Jeff Albertson") - apologies for the cross-cultural reference. Which is another cross-cultural reference as Peter decides to join the visiting Rodeo (complete with human hog-tieing and branding!...ugh...), Meg falls in love with her convict pen-pal and eventually becomes a con/ex-con herself with violently hilarious consequences. Once released from prison (complete with 'tats'), Meg automatically makes everyone in the Griffin household her "b*tch". To which Stewie meekly responds in the affirmative. At various points in this over-the-top nauseating narrative, Meg proceeds to assault (off-camera) her own father in the shower with a loofah, assalts her mother's senses by keeping a 'poop bucket' in her bedroom ...("this way I don't have to get up and go to the bathroom all the time"...) and assaults her bete noir Connie d'Amico and her entire clique with a homemade weapon - a sack of (full) soda pop cans and then delivers the coup d'grace to Connie - a bite-the-tongue-off-kiss ala Midnight Express. Well, being fans of Bronson, we could see the sack-full-of-cans-cum-homemade-weapon assault coming - ("may I have two rolls of quarters please?"). And then the gun violence kicks in... At the climax, Brian turns Meg with his delightfully sweet and sappy article which he wrote for Teen People(?). How do they morph comedy into such horrific violence and still manage to stay on the air? Oh, that's right...Fox...
Not to be missed: The Nascar In China in joke...excellent poor taste.
Updated/Revised: Friday, February 12, 2010