A dictionary/glossary/lexicon as sort of a cosmic, meeting of the minds, collaboration of the likes of Dan Webster, Sam Johnson, Ambrose Bierce, Hunter S. Thompson, Wm. F. Buckley, Grouch Marx, W. C. Fields and many more... even though its editors are obscure unknowns with dreadfully dangerous senses of humor. WARNING: This website may contain some slightly adult content - get parental viewing approval if you are 18 or under!

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Chayota or Chaota

Chayota or Chaota: http://bit.ly/bkNWRX The unfortunate conflation of Chaos and Toyota (Motors)...The Japanese art of suicide by automobile...  With regards to the current media circus surrounding Toyota and its record number of (mainly safety-related) recalls and Congressional Hearings with Henry Waxman and Akio Toyoda and tearful testimonies such as that of Rhonda Smith...and Oy Vey!  Not to mention that the Toyota Scientific and Engineering and Maintenance Departments being in total chaos - every garage and every bay and every laboratory available is probably in 24/7 use right now ripping the sh*t out of the millions of vehicles in question.  *Japanese engineers and other employees once famous for being overworked probably now seriously contemplating seppuku during this massive fiasco.  Chaos.

Actually, speaking from experience from the working side of American automotive companies, we have genuine sympathy and empathy for the hell that the poor b*st*rds at Toyota are going through right now as we witness and write about this.  If we could, we'd be working right there with them, side-by-side.  It is just that awful. This is the Haiti and Tsunami 2004 of industry combined...even worse, figuratively of course...  Well, at least James Lentz and his colleagues haven't taken to leaping out of the highest floor of the Toyota HQ - at least not just yet...

*Actually, we're going to speculate on the real root cause of this issue - the layoff or non-hiring of the necessary engineers and scientists...sorry to say...

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/bkNWRX

FOM: NBC's Link to Live Coverage of the Toyota Hearings

Revised/Updated: Friday, February 26, 2010

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Sunday, February 21, 2010


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The unfortunate conflation of Mojo and Obama. Did one of these GOpr*cks say our Main Man lost his Mojo? Oh no they dinna! Once you go Barack, you never go back! The last man to admit losing his Mojo wasn’t even American and fictional – too boot (pun intended) – Austin Powers. Did Tiger admit losing his Mojo? Uh-Uh. Don’t think so…

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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Room 237 Redux or Room 237 Hit

Room 237 Redux or Room 237 Hit: From a room number in the Rotana Hotel (Dubai) and the Overlook Hotel we found disturbing similarities of life-almost-imitating-art in the assassination of Mahmoud al-Mabhoub.  Ridiculous and chilling all at the same time, we found echoes from The Shining, the hilarious Oktoberfest hit scene in The Pink Panther Strikes Again, The Keystone Cops and numerous episodes of Monty Python's Flying Circus.  Were these killers all fans?

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/cIXXmc

FOM: UK 'outrage' over passports in Dubai hit, Dubai near certain Mossad behind Hamas killing: report (REUTERS), Chronology of the hit team (The National) and Mahmoud al-Mabhouh.

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Tiger Apology

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Tiger Apology: So, Tiger will be making a public apology today.  No questions please!  Looks like he'll finally be exercising a little ball control.  Should have kept his eye on that ball...  OW!  Giggity!  All right...

What does he have in common with Sarah Palin?  Well, he'll be using his hands a lot and controlling the media...  OW!

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/doU5Dq

FOM: Tiger Woods set to break silenceRepentant Woods sorry for affairs and Save The Tiger (Blog Post not the film...)

Revised/Updated: Friday, February 19, 2010

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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Paradix or Dickundrum

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Paradix or Dickundrum: The unfortunate conflations of Dick Cheney with paradox and conundrum.  Any politico apparently openly confessing to the application of extrajudicial and (therefore) illogical measures to any alleged war criminal or terrorist or other similar persons.  The obvious corollary being that application of same disproves the very argument presented by said proponent by virtue of implication of similar war crimes or other extrajudicial measure.  QED.

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/aGS9zq

FOM: Cheney's Costly Boast, It Came from the Veep and Cheney Conundrum

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Sunday, February 14, 2010

Friday, February 12, 2010

Slowzer or Endzer

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Slowzer or Endzer: The unfortunate conflation of slow or "End Now" with browser.  What happens to your online experience when IE decides to take a nap or gives you the infamous "End Now Program Not Responding" BS panel.  Of course, MS has issued one of their infamous "patches" but that doesn't seem to work...  Yes, yes we know we should go with FireFox but thats not our choice to make...

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/dlHYx6  

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Lithium Tantalate or LiTaO3

Lithium Tantalate or LiTaO3: Not a new term, chemical or material.  But exciting piezoelectric useful for freezing water via heating or producing a beam of neutrons.  Weapons potential?  Unknown as yet...

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/cETVfJ

Hugo: Look for this blog to suddenly and mysteriously disap...

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602 or Captain 602

602 or Captain 602: Suggested citizen code* for anything having to do with being against the Tea Party, Sarah Palin, LBGT and/or Racism.  From the controversy revolving around Captain America Issue 602.

*Police Code 602 = Deliquent.

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/c1Jmdz

FOM: Marvel Comics' depiction of anti-tax protesters inspires anger, apology and Captain America and The Falcon

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Thursday, February 11, 2010

Inagural or Inaugural 2013

Inagural or Inaugural 2013: Unfortunate conflation of Inauguration and the epithet "Nag".  The predicted misspelling (See our posting: What Was Really Written On Sarah's Hand?) or "respelling" of Inaugural in the event of a Palin win...God help us...

FOM: Palin Hand Crib Notes Attract Scrutiny , Palin Fails to Bring Ideas , The Sound of Palin's Hand Clapping (both from MSNBC Countdown), Sarah Palin's 'helping hand' of crib notes for speech (BBC NEWS) ,Gidget Goes Rogue, Phlegmodium and The Fantastic Ms/Mrs Fox

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/bkXabG

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Friday, February 5, 2010

The Gay Batcave / The Gaycave

The Gay Batcave / The Gaycave: We're still on track with the Gay Batman and the Gay Parallel Universe.  Would Gay Batman call the Batcave the Gaycave? 

Example - Gay Batman: To the Gaycave, Gay Rob...er...Robin!!  Robin:  Hey!!!

FOM: The Gay Batman and the Gay Parallel Universe http://bit.ly/amxM9a , The Gayphone, Homosexuality in the Batman Franchise (Wikipedia link) and
LGBT Themes in American Mainstream Comics (Wikipedia link).

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The Gayphone

The Gayphone: What we think the Gay Batman calls his Batphone in the Gay Parallel Universe.

Rinnggggy!: Yes Gay Commissioner Gordon!  Gay Batman here!

Bit.ly link this post: http://bit.ly/dBqMiY

FOM: The Gay Batman and the Gay Parallel Universe http://bit.ly/amxM9a 

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Thursday, February 4, 2010


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Twown: The unfortunate portmanteau of Twitter and drown. Literally, to be 'drowning' in tweets.

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/bXjddY

Example: 150 new tweets!? Help, I'm Twowning!

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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

CrimeSofties or JimHuggers

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CrimeSofties or JimHuggers: The apparent paradoxical position of certain conservative pundits and politicos who seemingly embrace the now-discredited James O'Keefe post-Nixonian Landrieu-Gate attempted break-in and attempted illegal wiretap.

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/b0FfXm

FOM: O’Keefe Toxic for the GOP? – MSNBC Countdown Tues, 2/2/2010http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/#35209054


Please note: A similar - but longer post - appears simultaneously on our sister publication, The American Political Handbook.

Updated/Revised: Friday, February 5, 2010

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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Tweetable or Twitterable

Tweetable or Twitterable: The quality of expressing a message in quantity of 140 characters or less.

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/a2hoCI

FOM: Twitter (Wikilink)

Please note: This definition may not be "original".

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Monday, February 1, 2010


Twitterific!: Unfortunate portmanteau of Twitter and terrific. What you tell your 'tweeps' when they ask how you're doing but you don't feel that great about things...ehhh, not so much...

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/dzSKyh

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Best Meg Episode Ever!

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Best Meg Episode Ever!: OK, OK, we're a bit concerned on this one - and the term is an obvious reference to the Simpson's Comic Book Store Character Guy ("Jeff Albertson") - apologies for the cross-cultural reference. Which is another cross-cultural reference as Peter decides to join the visiting Rodeo (complete with human hog-tieing and branding!...ugh...), Meg falls in love with her convict pen-pal and eventually becomes a con/ex-con herself with violently hilarious consequences. Once released from prison (complete with 'tats'), Meg automatically makes everyone in the Griffin household her "b*tch". To which Stewie meekly responds in the affirmative. At various points in this over-the-top nauseating narrative, Meg proceeds to assault (off-camera) her own father in the shower with a loofah, assalts her mother's senses by keeping a 'poop bucket' in her bedroom ...("this way I don't have to get up and go to the bathroom all the time"...) and assaults her bete noir Connie d'Amico and her entire clique with a homemade weapon - a sack of (full) soda pop cans and then delivers the coup d'grace to Connie - a bite-the-tongue-off-kiss ala Midnight Express. Well, being fans of Bronson, we could see the sack-full-of-cans-cum-homemade-weapon assault coming - ("may I have two rolls of quarters please?"). And then the gun violence kicks in... At the climax, Brian turns Meg with his delightfully sweet and sappy article which he wrote for Teen People(?). How do they morph comedy into such horrific violence and still manage to stay on the air? Oh, that's right...Fox...

Not to be missed: The Nascar In China in joke...excellent poor taste.

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/aFn6Pj

Updated/Revised: Friday, February 12, 2010

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