Twitaddiction II (The Not-So-Subtle Signs...)

Twitaddiction (Not-So-Subtle): Not-So-Subtle Signs You Might Be A TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted while parallel parking, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted during a pelvic exam, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted during a colonoscopy, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7 (*"Worse if you're the MD").

If you have ever tweeted in a bidet, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted while nursing a baby, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted while changing a personal diaper, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted while inserting/removing a rectal thermometer, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted while a cop wrote you a traffic ticket, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted while your wife gave birth, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted while hanggliding or flying a plane, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted while unblocking a toilet, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted during a funeral procession, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted while putting on a condom, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted during oral sex, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

Apologies, again, to Jeff Foxworthy...

Please note: This posting appears simultaneously on our sister publication, Meditations on Life's Meaning.

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*Thanks to Alan Colmes and Politisite. Updated: Thursday, January 7, 2010.






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