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Friday, November 20, 2009

Ghost Kitty


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Ghost Kitty: We know - this is nuts. But, our senior editor claims to have a new pet. He saw it in his bedroom Tuesday night (Nov 17). He claims he saw the tail of a black cat (erect) pass quickly by the foot of his bed - and there has never been a cat in his place... When he saw it he said "What the Hell!" in his Walter/Jeff Dunham voice. He has not seen it since. But later Tuesday night, he could feel it pawing the hell out of his foot, just the way a live cat would in play. No, no...he wasn't drinking...





He can only guess that it might be the ghost of one of the twin black cats that used to hang around his front porch. They disappeared just about a year ago. Sigh, just when we thought things might get back to normal.





Please note: This posting will appear in our sister publication, A Haunting in Canton. Go to that blog for updates on "Ghost Kitty".





FOM: Wikipedia page on Ghost. "Real Ghost Cat" image link on flickr.





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