Twitaddiction II (The Not-So-Subtle Signs...)

Twitaddiction (Not-So-Subtle): Not-So-Subtle Signs You Might Be A TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted while parallel parking, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted during a pelvic exam, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted during a colonoscopy, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7 (*"Worse if you're the MD").

If you have ever tweeted in a bidet, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted while nursing a baby, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted while changing a personal diaper, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted while inserting/removing a rectal thermometer, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted while a cop wrote you a traffic ticket, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted while your wife gave birth, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted while hanggliding or flying a plane, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted while unblocking a toilet, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted during a funeral procession, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted while putting on a condom, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

If you have ever tweeted during oral sex, you might be a TwitAddict http://bit.ly/4EItD7

Apologies, again, to Jeff Foxworthy...

Please note: This posting appears simultaneously on our sister publication, Meditations on Life's Meaning.

Bit.ly link to this posting: http://bit.ly/4UWsMG

*Thanks to Alan Colmes and Politisite. Updated: Thursday, January 7, 2010.






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Twitaddiction or Twitaddict

Twitaddiction or Twitaddict: The unfortunate portmanteau of Twitter or tweet and addiction. (1) You might be a twitaddict if you find yourself tweeting every day of the week.
(2) You might be a twitaddict if you find yourself tweeting every trending topic that you twead.
(3) You might be a twitaddict if you find yourself defining new words based on trending topics in Twitter (Like these guys...sigh).
(4) You might be a twitaddict if you find yourself debating whether twitaddict has 2 t's or 3.
(5) You might be a twitaddict if you find yourself tweeting while incarcerated.
(6) You might be a twitaddict if you find yourself giving up booze, beer and wine for Twitter.
(7) You might be a twitaddict if you find yourself tweeting and driving.
(8) You might be a twitaddict if you plan your day's activities around Twitter.
(9) You might be a twitaddict if the kids are late for school because you were on Twitter.
(10) You might be a twitaddict if you tweeted all day and got no work done at the job!
(11) You might be a twitaddict if you tweet in the restroom.
(12) You might be a twitaddict if you find yourself 'managing your brand' on Twitter even though you don't have one.
Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy...

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Lipidiction

Lipidiction: The portmanteau of Lipid (fats...) and addiction. With reference to the findings that ice cream and other fatty foods do interact with your brain's chemistry.

Bit.ly: http://bit.ly/n3Sjm

Reference: Ice cream really can control your brain

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