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Showing posts with label tiger. Show all posts
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Sunday, February 21, 2010

Mojobama?


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Mojobama?



The unfortunate conflation of Mojo and Obama. Did one of these GOpr*cks say our Main Man lost his Mojo? Oh no they dinna! Once you go Barack, you never go back! The last man to admit losing his Mojo wasn’t even American and fictional – too boot (pun intended) – Austin Powers. Did Tiger admit losing his Mojo? Uh-Uh. Don’t think so…

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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Tiger Apology

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Tiger Apology: So, Tiger will be making a public apology today.  No questions please!  Looks like he'll finally be exercising a little ball control.  Should have kept his eye on that ball...  OW!  Giggity!  All right...

What does he have in common with Sarah Palin?  Well, he'll be using his hands a lot and controlling the media...  OW!

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FOM: Tiger Woods set to break silenceRepentant Woods sorry for affairs and Save The Tiger (Blog Post not the film...)

Revised/Updated: Friday, February 19, 2010

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Monday, December 7, 2009

Tiger Harem?

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Tiger Harem?: A-Hem! We couldn't resist this one, normally its our inclination to resist celebrity news, but when it involves 'the-greatest-athlete-in-the-world-playing-today' well... Seems our man in question has unearthed a whole slew of easily-swayed misanthropes. Oh no, we're going to hell... This one keeps snowballing, errr...golfballing... (Ugh! We just looked up the definitions of the 1st term in Wikipedia. Ack...). No, no, we didn't mean it that way! See the photo, see the photo!

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FOM: Letterman Jokes Tiger Is Asking for Advice , Scoop: Legion of Woods’ alleged ladies growing , Tiger Woods Scandal Pictures: Exclusive , Jamiee Grubbs Photos You Haven't Seen, Meds Involved in Tiger Woods Accident?, Tiger Gets Bogeyed, SNL Tiger Woods Incident and ‘SNL’ can’t resist Tiger Woods jokes

Updated/Revised: Tuesday, December 8, 2009






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Friday, December 4, 2009

First Church of Tiger Woods

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First Church of Tiger Woods: Has disbanded... What else to do when your God allegedly commits adultery?


Sorry, about the image, but it should be an obvious verbal pun...