Tiger Apology

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Tiger Apology: So, Tiger will be making a public apology today.  No questions please!  Looks like he'll finally be exercising a little ball control.  Should have kept his eye on that ball...  OW!  Giggity!  All right...

What does he have in common with Sarah Palin?  Well, he'll be using his hands a lot and controlling the media...  OW!

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FOM: Tiger Woods set to break silence, Repentant Woods sorry for affairs and Save The Tiger (Blog Post not the film...)

Revised/Updated: Friday, February 19, 2010



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602 or Captain 602

602 or Captain 602: Suggested citizen code* for anything having to do with being against the Tea Party, Sarah Palin, LBGT and/or Racism.  From the controversy revolving around Captain America Issue 602.

*Police Code 602 = Deliquent.

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FOM: Marvel Comics' depiction of anti-tax protesters inspires anger, apology and Captain America and The Falcon



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Inagural or Inaugural 2013

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Inagural or Inaugural 2013: Unfortunate conflation of Inauguration and the epithet "Nag".  The predicted misspelling (See our posting: What Was Really Written On Sarah's Hand?) or "respelling" of Inaugural in the event of a Palin win...God help us...

FOM: Palin Hand Crib Notes Attract Scrutiny , Palin Fails to Bring Ideas , The Sound of Palin's Hand Clapping (both from MSNBC Countdown), Sarah Palin's 'helping hand' of crib notes for speech (BBC NEWS) ,Gidget Goes Rogue, Phlegmodium and The Fantastic Ms/Mrs Fox

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Phlegmodium

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Phlegmodium: The unfortunate portmanteau of phlegm and a popular OTC diarrhea drug. Suggested medication for mouth diarrhea, lipfarts and certain politicians.

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FOM: What Was Really Written On Sarah's Hand?, Gidget Goes Rogue and The Fantastic Ms/Mrs Fox

Revised/Updated: Tuesday, February 9, 2010






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Sergeant McSchultz or John McSchultz

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Sergeant McSchultz: The unfortunate conflation of John McCain with the late, great John Banner's portrayal of Sergeant Schultz (Hogan's Heroes). The Media: Mr. McCain/McSchultz, what can you tell us about the vetting of Sarah Palin as your VP candidate '08? Sergeant McSchultz: I know nussink! Nussink!


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FOM: Uneasiness Evident in McCain-Palin Ticket, Gidget Goes Rogue and The Fantastic Ms/Mrs Fox

Revised/Updated: Friday, January 15, 2010









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The Fantastic Ms/Mrs Fox

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The Fantastic Ms/Mrs Fox: The unfortunate conceptual amalgam of Fantastic Mr. Fox, Fox News and a certain Ms/Mrs. Palin. She doesn't know North Korea from the South. She's a feminist and she's not. Can't say which newspapers she reads and doesn't read. What gives? But she knows dem GOPers from the Dems! Fox News: You're Hired! Pretty foxy, huh?


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FOM: What Was Really Written On Sarah's Hand?, Sarah Palin gets deal as Fox commentator and Gidget Goes Rogue

Revised/Updated: Tuesday, February 9, 2010









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Gidget Goes Rogue

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Gidget Goes Rogue: (1) A suggested retitling of Ms. Palin's new book. Will the catchword 'b*tch*n' be replaced by "(You) Betcha'"? Or (2) That cheesey Newsweek magazine cover - is she going on a clambake or a Hobie-Cat? Are those deck shoes? Is that Andrew Zimmern in the background with a clam rake and tongs? In November?

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FOM: What Was Really Written On Sarah Palin's Hand?, Fans line up in US state for chance to meet Palin , Palin book makes best seller list, McCain adviser: Palin book ‘based on fabrications' , Palin’s Big Comeback, Where coverage of 'Going Rogue' goes wrong , ‘Going Rogue’ Google Book Overview and Gidget.

Please note: This posting appears simultaneously in our sister publication, The American Political Handbook.

Updated/Revised: Thursday, November 18, 2009; Tuesday, February 9, 2010






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Palin Populism or Palin Popularity or The Palin Cult

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Palin Populism, Palin Popularity, The Palin Cult: Sigh... Yes, we saw the video(s) of the lines forming this morning at the Grand Rapids bookstore where Ms. Palin will be signing books on her tour. For those who can't make it through the first wave, we heard those turned away will be given (?) bracelets for their return book signing. Is she a cult figure? Or should the book title be; 'Gidget Goes Rogue'? Will 'b*tch*n' be replaced by "(You) betcha'"?





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FOM: Fans line up in US state for chance to meet Palin , Palin book makes best seller list, McCain adviser: Palin book ‘based on fabrications' , Palin’s Big Comeback, Where coverage of 'Going Rogue' goes wrong , ‘Going Rogue’ Google Book Overview and Gidget.

Please note: This posting appears simultaneously in our sister publication, The American Political Handbook.









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S-POG

S-POG: Acronym for the Second President (of the United States) of Gender (Female). Meaning: Hilary, 2017! Sorry Sarah!

References: Sarah Hardcastle, Sarah Palin,
F-POD, and F-FLOD.






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F-POG

F-POG: Acronym for First President (of the USA) Of Gender (Female). Meaning: Sarah Palin, 2013. Sorry Hilary!

References: Sarah Hardcastle, Sarah Palin,
F-POD, and F-FLOD.








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Bluit or Bloot

Bluit / Bloot: The unfortunate portmanteau of Blog and lawsuit. To be threatened with legal action if a blog post contains allegedly defamatory or otherwise damaging material or content.

References: Pluit or Ploot and Palin Attorney Threatens Lawsuits.



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Pluit or Ploot

Pluit / Ploot: The unfortunate portmanteau of Palin and lawsuit. To be threatened with legal action if a blog post contains (alleged) irresponsible speculation(s) or otherwise damaging material or content in regards to Sarah Palin.

References: Palin Attorney Threatens Lawsuits and Bluit or Bloot.





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Palunctuous or Plunctuous

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Palunctuous / Plunctuous: The very unfortunate portmanteau of Palin (Sarah & Todd) and unctuous. The usurpation and or seizing of a political opportunity/conflict/feud for the sake of personal and or political expediency and political gain. References: Margaret Carlson on Countdown and The Unctuous Palins, Margaret Carlson’s Blog and Unctuous.





Comments: Margaret Carlson was devastatingly funny and witheringly sarcastic when she referred to Sarah and Todd Palin as the Princess Diana and Prince Charles of the Klondike and some of her other comments. Not to be missed. Regarding the David Letterman vs. Sarah and Todd Palin on some jokes he admitted were in poor taste regarding their daughter, Bristol.


Revised: Friday, June 12, 2009






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Rogue Diva

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Rogue Diva (Confused Beauty Queen, Whack Job and on and on...): NOT OUR INVENTION(S). Sarcastic, non-flattering, non-endearing sobriquets/epithets used to define/label Governor Sarah Palin currently the running-mate of John McCain on the Republican Party Presidential ticket. Rogue Diva and Whack Job names allegedly used by anonymous aides of the McPalin campaign. Confused Beauty Queen coined by none other than Hugo Chavez. Oh gosh...









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