Financius Interruptus or Finnuptus

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Financius Interruptus / Finnuptus: (1) The involuntary conclusion of fingasm (or climax) or other overtly adult act(s) due to the currently unbearable psychological and financial crisis. (2) Sort of the psychological-financial equivalent of involuntary coitus interruptus. (3) The inability to achieve adult satisfaction due to fingidity.









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Fingasm

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Fingasm: The rather obvious portmanteau of orgasm + financial. (1) The ultimate goal and/or needed quasi-sexual-financial release leading to relief from the currently unbearable psychological and financial crisis. (2) The financial-crisis equivalent to relief of the same via sexual release. (3) The inspiration we all felt to the reaction obtained by Elizabeth Warren in her final response to John Stewart's almost-penetrating (sorry, unintended pun...) questioning during last night's (Wednesday, April 15, 2009) Daily Show.

Brief editorial: We inadvertently referred to Jon Stewart's interview questions as "almost-penetrating" due to Ms. Warren's almost completely deer-in-the-headlights response to all but one of his questions (the last one, Wednesday, April 15, 2009).






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Fingid

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Fingid: What should have been an obvious portmanteau of frigid + financial (crisis) to sex therapists cum (sorry, inadvertent pun...) financiers and the like. Definitions: (1) Quasi-sexual-financial condition resulting in missed fingasm or a financius interruptus (finnuptus, for short) due to the currently psychologically and financially unbearable economic climate. (2) Frigidity caused by the currently psychologically and financially unbearable economic climate. (3) Inability to achieve fingasm (or orgasm) due to the currently unbearable psychologically and financially economic climate or other oppressive sociological climate [See Diane Keaton's character's ("Luna") line in Woody Allen's cult-classic Sleeper: "In the future, we're all frigid"].






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