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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Fingid




Fingid: What should have been an obvious portmanteau of frigid + financial (crisis) to sex therapists cum (sorry, inadvertent pun...) financiers and the like. Definitions: (1) Quasi-sexual-financial condition resulting in missed fingasm or a financius interruptus (finnuptus, for short) due to the currently psychologically and financially unbearable economic climate. (2) Frigidity caused by the currently psychologically and financially unbearable economic climate. (3) Inability to achieve fingasm (or orgasm) due to the currently unbearable psychologically and financially economic climate or other oppressive sociological climate [See Diane Keaton's character's ("Luna") line in Woody Allen's cult-classic Sleeper: "In the future, we're all frigid"].

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