Kristallnacht Redux?

Kristallnacht Redux?: http://bit.ly/cOQxWq Of course not, its nowhere near as horrible as the original (or is it?).  But with all the flying broken glass we are going to need Health Care Reform now.  The violence has provided its own answer to why HCR is needed now...

FOM: MSNBC Countdown 'Curbing the Violence on Capitol Hill'



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President Delta or The Six Second President

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President Delta or The Six Second President: http://bit.ly/dqep2n Suggested nicknames for our current president - so-called with regards to the off-color catcalls mainly being delivered by disgruntled GOPers like a bunch of frat boys on live camera and video - the first president with a federally mandated six second delay to meet decency standards.  Also with regards to the infamous Delta House fraternity of Animal House - particularly during the student trial scene with muffled calls of 'Bl*w me. E*t me'....sigh...

Hugo: We could also call him 'OBleepa'.  AZD: Stop it...

FOM: Stupak on MSNBC Hardball: 'We Don't Need Personal Attacks'



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President Dracula?

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President Dracula?: 45 year old man from Florida wants to be President.  Yeah, when I turned 45 I went nuts, too... 

Hugo: Who would you vote for - Dracula or a faux-Dracula?  AZD: Hmmm...I don't know - does he like tea parties or quail hunting?

FOM: Florida Vampire to Run for President



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Chropnometer or Cropnometer

Chropnometer or Cropnometer: http://bit.ly/92hZIi The unfortunate conceptual collision between coprolite and chronometer.  With regards to the timepiece made from a coprolite by the Swiss watchmaker.  Though, the piece may not be strictly a chronometer - this is based on limited information.

Hugo: Does it tell you when its time to poo? AZD: That was in poor taste...

FOM: Swiss designer creates dinosaur dung watch



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Gendercide

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Gendercide: Not a new term nor a humorous one.  A disturbing and horrifying term used to describe the murder and deaths of millions of children - all because they are the wrong gender...

FOM: Gendercide Watch  and You MUST read the horrifying and disturbing accounts of the same in the March 4 issue of The Economist and The Worldwide War on Baby Girls - The Economist



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Frelk

Frelk: http://bit.ly/cORbP3 Not a new term, developed by Samuel R. Delany.  Sexless being.  Neither male nor female.  Once the province of science fiction - now reality.

Hugo: Hey, our senior editor's got that one beat...

FOM: Briton is recognised as world's first officially genderless person and Aye and Gomorrah and many other instances in scifi lit...



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dotxxx

dotxxx: http://bit.ly/a9Z0pQ New domain name developed to ease the burden of pornsurfing...

FOM: No .xxx yet: 'Net agency delays porn decision

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Shwitter

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Shwitter: http://bit.ly/dnr9D0 The unfortunate portmanteau of shutdown and Twitter and/or the 4letter word for the release of biological waste...like what happened to Twitter yesterday...  What you call a social networking site when it takes a dump on you...

FOM: Some Users Experiencing Frozen Timelines (March 14)



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Senator Chickenhawk

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Senator ChickenHawk: http://bit.ly/c6tXAr Wildly unfortunate and lurid suggested nickname for politicos that like little boys and little girls a little too much...

Updated/Revised, Monday, 15 March 2010: OK - danny6114 kindly reminded us that Chickenhawk is also the derisive term for politicos that are also warmongers yet actively avoid military service..., and he mentioned a certain Dick Cheney... its just that we and the media have put our focus on the apparently sex-crazed politicos whereas we have failed to reveal their hypocrisy on war and the military and things to numerous to mention here...  We should also mention that the epithet could also be applied to those politicos that appear to enjoy gunning down small helpless animals - and friends and family...

Updated/Revised Thursday, March 18, 2010:

FOM: Two candidates for governor had teacher certificates suspended — for misconduct with female students, He Nude HotTubbed with a Minor,  Kevin Garn , Mark Foley and Chickenhawk



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Tickle Me Massa Doll

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Tickle Me Massa Doll: http://bit.ly/a3loqJ   My kids want a Tickle Me Massa Doll for Easter.  Unfortunate conflation of Eric Massa's alleged ticklefight and Tickle Me Elmo.

FOM: Massa admits tickling, denies sexual intent , Tickle Me Elmo and Eric Massa



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Turdblossom in the GOPunchbowl

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Turdblossom in the GOPunchbowl: http://bit.ly/aw3yQl With reference to the recent book by Karl Rove combined with the old saw about "That went over like a turd in the punchbowl".   Example: G. W. Bush to Diary - 'Looks like Rove put a Turdblossom in the GOPunchbowl.  Hey!  I kind of like that!  Heheheh...'  Also with reference to the lack of finding of WMD's and the plans for war...buy the book...  And yet another former staffer rats out the Bushies...

FOM: Karl Rove  , Courage and Consequence: My Life as a Conservative in the Fight and What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington's Culture of Deception by Scott McClellan



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Jim Bunning

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Jim Bunning: http://bit.ly/97Qjjf The guy in the Emergency Exit seat who would not move until it was almost too late.

FOM: Deal with GOP senator ends one-man blockade, Jobless furious with Bunning & Kyl , Gramm-Rudman-Hollings Act and Warren Bruce Rudman

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