A dictionary/glossary/lexicon as sort of a cosmic, meeting of the minds, collaboration of the likes of Dan Webster, Sam Johnson, Ambrose Bierce, Hunter S. Thompson, Wm. F. Buckley, Grouch Marx, W. C. Fields and many more... even though its editors are obscure unknowns with dreadfully dangerous senses of humor. WARNING: This website may contain some slightly adult content - get parental viewing approval if you are 18 or under!
Rogue Diva (Confused Beauty Queen, Whack Job and on and on...): NOT OUR INVENTION(S). Sarcastic, non-flattering, non-endearing sobriquets/epithets used to define/label Governor Sarah Palin currently the running-mate of John McCain on the Republican Party Presidential ticket. Rogue Diva and Whack Job names allegedly used by anonymous aides of the McPalin campaign. Confused Beauty Queen coined by none other than Hugo Chavez. Oh gosh...
Eco-crunch: Not our invention. But by the BBC, we believe (link here) and to other conversation and eco-groups (see the article). (1) Defined as a withdrawal of a society's resources by the same society or others without the intention of repaying the excess withdrawal. Not a funny term - a bit chilling. Perhaps, a new type of "eco-warfare". (2) Ironically, another form of the global credit crunch to be experienced at a future date when these resources are depleted, overused, and so on...
Kansas City Toedance: NOT OUR INVENTION, but a term you might be unfamiliar with if you've never traveled south of the Mason-Dixon line. Refers to a kind of a back-and-forth dance of half-liar's poker and half salesmanship and trying to find out just how much you and your opponent each have on the line. Probably harkens back to the days of the Wild West, when gunslingers would have sport with lesser gunman by making them dance to the bullets expertly shot from their guns at their opponents cowboy boots.
Communifaking: Not our invention. But we just had to post this one. The act of faking a cell phone conversation in order to avoid undesirable activities, aggressive sales people, and so on. Studies show that people actually do this. Reference: Are you a communifaker?.If you are a communifaker, what activities did you try to avoid?
In case you missed it, one of our tweets was mentioned on The Twitter Report on MSNBC's Countdown with Keith Olbermann. We were thrilled that they chose it. Please see the video embed below.
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Hello, if you keep up with The Anti-Zen Dictionary, you probably noticed a strange new twist to it. That is because we have experienced a sudden burst of creativity and we are writing a novel set in the year 3084 called The China Party. Unsure of where to put some of the new definitions being used in the novel we decided to put them in our Dictionary. We apologize for any inconvenience. Hope you find it interesting.
Lives of the Lexicographers
Samuel Johnson: (Updated: Monday, May 18, 2009). Recently checked out of our local library: Samuel Johnson - The Struggle by Jeffrey Meyers. The prolific Mr. Meyers outdoes himself right in the introduction and zaps us with a very intimate glimpse into the sex life of the great Samuel Johnson. Some very florid comments and great pathos by Samuel Johnson are reported almost right at the start. Well, he's still our hero. We're still wading through this 500+ page tome - but it is keeping our interest. Not for the 18 and under crowd - the language is a little too graphic and a little too suggestive, at times.But, we think it is worth the cover price ($ 35.00) of purchase if you are into Johnson or great biographies. However, we do suggest checking it out at your library or purchasing a second-hand copy. Caveat emptor - we offer no guarantees - it may not be worth your purposes! Of course, if you're into Johnson, biographies, literature, intellectualism or even pseudo-intellectualism (like us! - actually our senior editor has an IQ of 131, but we digress...) you don't need the hyperlinks. Our apologies. Also, we have not read Boswell'sLife of Johnson! If you care to donate us a copy, please do and we'll review it here and credit your donation if you wish.
More: Sam began his academic career at Oxford. Unfortunately - in that time period - Oxford had an abysmal reputation for teaching. Even the great Edward Gibbon (possibly the greatest author of his day) left this institution after one year. Most students used tutors, but even these were inadequate at times.
Physical/Medical Indications: Due to his wild gesticulations and mannerisms, Sam may have suffered from Tourette Syndrome. Even so, though this repulsed most other folk, it seemed to make the author/playwright Frances Burney adore him all the more. For an image of a bust of Sam Johnson, link here. For image of a statue of Sam, link here. Johnson was well known for his physical prowess (for example, his horsemanship) and his physical power. Not one to take insults or sarcasms lightly, Johnson was reputed to have knocked over his adversaries or even to have delivered severe beatings upon them (if he felt they were deserving of it...)
Other women: Hester Thrale. He did have an extraordinary 18 year relationship with a married woman.
Rating of this biography: Excellent. We believe the book deserves this rating (or any biography that causes this sensation) because we felt as though we had lived with the man himself.