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Friday, October 12, 2007

Sucker Coup

Sucker Coup: We know this phrase/word is out there. We recall hearing the Louie DePalma character on the old TV show "Taxi" using it one time. Yet, we could not find it in the slang dictionary on line. We will attempt the definition herein. See the phrase in our posting: The Al Gore Sucker Coup.

"To overthrow one's apparent political rivals, parties, and so on by achievement of phenomenal success in one's arena of choice or skill/expertise by applying the force of the same to one's political advantage. In other words, to sucker the competition by the application of tremendous force, success, accomplishment and so on."

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Thursday, October 11, 2007

iBrick


iBrick: We did NOT create the word. We are just adding our definition, to wit: What you get when you try to disconnect your phone service and connect with a third party phone service or attempting to install other third party applications.

From the Daily Tech report: Apple, AT&T Sued for iBricking, Monopolistic Behavior. A quote from the report: ...'The suit further points to Apple's actions with its latest firmware update which unlawfully restrict consumer choice by preventing people from "unlocking" their iPhones, locking out third party applications from its file system and disabling unlocked iPhones turning them into "iBricks".'...

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Saturday, September 1, 2007

Footcraiging

Footcraiging: The solicitation of homosexual favors in a public restroom by the placement and tapping of one's feet.

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Handcraiging

Handcraiging: The solicitation of homosexual favors in a public restroom by rubbing one's hand suggestively along the bottom of the stall.

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Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Baracking

Baracking: (1) As to be almost pushed into a corner for one's political stance or policy on correct strategy and objectives for pursuing one's enemies in war. (2) To be almost backed into a corner by one's political colleagues for a correct political stance or strategy on the prosecution of a war (e.g., especially the war on terror) or other political views. Reference: see The American Political Handbook.

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Monday, July 30, 2007

AG-AG

AG-AG: Not so much a word as a (new) self-referential acronym to the current US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. Reference: The Agony of AG-AG! from The American Political Handbook.



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Saturday, July 28, 2007

TFC Sudoku

TFC Sudoku: Much like the popular Sudoku game, this one stands for Troubled Female Celebrity Sudoku. See the Anti-Zen Handbook this date.

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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Lawyerbot

Lawyerbot: A robot designed primarily to supply legal remedies to legal issues created by electrical shock weapons, shockbots, euthanasiabots, etc... See Reference: UH-OH! Here Come The Shockbots!.







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Euthanasiabot

Euthanasiabot: A robot designed for the sole purpose of supplying a lethal dose of a killing agent (such as; electricity, poison, projectiles, etc...) for medical and(!) non-medical purposes in direct contravention to Asimov's Three Laws Of Robotics. See Reference: UH-OH! Here Come The Shockbots!.

Updated 10/29/07: Roomba-Maker Unveils Kill-Bot



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Shockbot

Shockbot: A robot equipped with a Taser, cattle prod, or other similar device capable of delivering a serious electrical shock to the designated victim, perpetrator or other. Or other applications: dictatorial control??? Click to Reference: UH-OH! Here Come the Shockbots! (Note: shockbot is NOT an original derivation, but we believe the definition here is new).

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