AG-AG

AG-AG: Not so much a word as a (new) self-referential acronym to the current US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. Reference: The Agony of AG-AG! from The American Political Handbook.







Free Counter

TFC Sudoku

TFC Sudoku: Much like the popular Sudoku game, this one stands for Troubled Female Celebrity Sudoku. See the Anti-Zen Handbook this date.






Free Counter

Lawyerbot

Lawyerbot: A robot designed primarily to supply legal remedies to legal issues created by electrical shock weapons, shockbots, euthanasiabots, etc... See Reference: UH-OH! Here Come The Shockbots!.















Free Counter

Euthanasiabot

Euthanasiabot: A robot designed for the sole purpose of supplying a lethal dose of a killing agent (such as; electricity, poison, projectiles, etc...) for medical and(!) non-medical purposes in direct contravention to Asimov's Three Laws Of Robotics. See Reference: UH-OH! Here Come The Shockbots!.

Updated 10/29/07: Roomba-Maker Unveils Kill-Bot







Free Counter

Shockbot

Shockbot: A robot equipped with a Taser, cattle prod, or other similar device capable of delivering a serious electrical shock to the designated victim, perpetrator or other. Or other applications: dictatorial control??? Click to Reference: UH-OH! Here Come the Shockbots! (Note: shockbot is NOT an original derivation, but we believe the definition here is new).






Free Counter

Borge(d) - definition

Borged: (1) Presidential lassitude concerning outdated policies, and (2) speaking in bored tones or suggestive demeanor towards presidential policies, failure of same, and (3) acknowledging public weariness for same. See this entry also in our sister publication, The American Political Handbook.





Free Counter