The Anti-Zen Dictionary

Cheatlish(ing): to fake speaking the native language in another tongue in order to gain access to employment, funds, benefits, or otherwise, etc. Reference: http://theantizenhandbook.blogspot.com/2007/02/indian-airlines-have-sacked-at-least-20.html

corporatese: speaking and supporting of inappropriate and specious political, bureaucratic and/or corporate behavior (see also groupthink) as "appropriate" and "standing by the same" type of behavior. Reference: http://americanpoliticalhandbook.blogspot.com/2007/03/weve-seen-this-before.html

effbeyeing (also effeyeing): the covert monitoring of sensitive personal and business information without judicial authorization. Reference: http://theantizenhandbook.blogspot.com/2007/03/hows-that-patriot-act-working-for-ya.html

Fakelish(ing): to fake or half-fake the native language by confusing, confuting or obfuscating with another tongue or a nonsense version of the same. Reference: http://theantizenhandbook.blogspot.com/2007/02/indian-airlines-have-sacked-at-least-20.html

Gonzalizing: to promote or otherwise provide a corrupt political atmosphere and/or environment through corporatese (see above). Reference: http://americanpoliticalhandbook.blogspot.com/2007/03/weve-seen-this-before.html

libbying: To presume to take the fall for a higher government official when no cover-up or other crime or conspiracy has been proven and/or much less charged. Reference: http://americanpoliticalhandbook.blogspot.com/2007/03/scooter-libby-trials-and-verdicts.html

Manglish(ing): to mangle, mispronounce, misspell or otherwise incorrectly use the native tongue or language to converse, deliver messages, email, etc... Reference: http://theantizenhandbook.blogspot.com/2007/03/public-service-announcement.html

phishlish(ing): to use incorrect and/or ungrammatical language in a phishing email message to gain access to another email and/or internet account through the use of improper, illicit, illegal and or fake hyperlinks and links to collect or otherwise pretext personal or sensitive information through the installation of malware and other harmful and/or destructive software. Reference: http://theantizenhandbook.blogspot.com/2007/03/public-service-announcement.html

Entered 6/8/2007:

pshiltoning: (the p is "silent") the shame experienced on behalf of one's jailer, executioner, etc. when forced to impose an apparently unjust and irrevocable sentence. Reference: http://americanpoliticalhandbook.blogspot.com/2007/06/paris-hilton-meets-sun-tzu-art-of-war.html

reverse sexism: the discrimination against men as recently witnessed in the Don Imus case. Reference: http://americanpoliticalhandbook.blogspot.com/2007/04/selling-racism-in-america.html.

scootering: See libbying.>

waltereeding: The disgraceful denial, neglect and/or abuse of care and humane and medical treatment to patients, parties and all beings. Reference: http://theantizenhandbook.blogspot.com/2007/03/building-18-most-all-of-us-have-become.html