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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Credit Default Swap


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Credit Default Swap: Why on earth are we talking about financial instruments in the dictionary, you may ask? We thought it fit into our general categories of Dictionary and Anti-Zen. We avoid such financial products (we prefer financial scheme), because they are a derivative product and gives us nightmares of the Orange County fiasco (remember???). Also, by their nature, we the 'unwashed masses' are largely excluded from these buy-ins, anyway. And, they spread too much risk. Which is an issue cited by Larry McDonald and Carmen Reinhart in their excellent books; A Colossal Failure of Common Sense and This Time Is Different: Eight Centuries of Financial Folly. For speed and quickness, see their talks on BookTV; A Colossal Failure of Common Sense: The Inside Story of the Collapse of Lehman Brothers and This Time Is Different: Eight Centuries of Financial Folly .


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FOM: Overexposure to Credit Default Swaps Contributed to Financial Meltdown, Two (And More) Contemporary American Heroines and Recovery Realism or Post-Crash Realism

(1) University of Toronto, Rotman School of Management (2010, January 4). Overexposure to credit default swaps contributed to financial meltdown. ScienceDaily. Retrieved January 6, 2010, from http://www.sciencedaily.com­ /releases/2010/01/100104114632.htm





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Monday, January 4, 2010

Beampay or Ψay

Beampay or Ψay: The portmanteaus of Beam (from Star Trek transporter technology) or Ψ and Pay. The new technology being developed by Isis Innovation for paying by one's mobile or cellphone.

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FOM: Making Payments Via Cell Phones (SCIENCE DAILY) and
Isis Technology to Allow Mobile Phone Payments to Replace Cheques

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Psword or Ψword

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Psword or Ψword: The portmanteau of Psi or Ψ or psionics and word. New device developed for the extreme-mobility impaired to convert their brain waves (impulses) into electronic/synthetic speech. (The p is psilent, of courpse...)...




Take Charge Take Care


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Take Charge Take Care: Controversial pamphlet/guide/pdf for 'proper' use/disposal of hypodermic syringes in drug use. We do agree with one thing - covering the use of 'Sharps Disposal Containers' (one of which can be found in the restroom of our local museum...).

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FOM: New York City Publishes Heroin Guide Book (CBSNEWS)





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Theraphosis


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Theraphosis: Suggested name for the unpleasant eye condition caused by one's tarantula 'spitting' its sharp body hairs into one's eyeballs. From the Family name of tarantulas: Theraphosidae.


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FOM: Got a pet tarantula? Better protect your eyes (REUTERS) and Eye Protection





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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Bloxers


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Bloxers: The unfortunate conceptual collision of explosion &/or blow-up and boxer briefs. Exploding undergarments for failed terrorists. Also, gives new meaning to the phrase "fire-in-the-hole"...


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FOM: EXCLUSIVE: Photos of the Underwear Bomb and Northwest Airlines Flight 253.





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Acipenser transmontanus


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Acipenser transmontanus: Biggest fish (the white sturgeon) in North America - soon to be extinct?


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FOM: N. America's biggest fish slips toward extinction





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Bobbycam


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Bobbycam: The portmanteau of Bobby and camera. Suggested nickname for the new cameras mounted on police helmets &/or heads.


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FOM: Police mount cameras on officers' heads and Taser AXON Head Camera





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Xylomannan


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Xylomannan: A new kind of antifreeze molecule so far found only in the Upis ceramboides - which can survive temperatures < - 100° F.

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FOM: Antifreeze Molecule in Alaska Beetle

University of Alaska Fairbanks (2009, December 29). Scientists isolate new antifreeze molecule in Alaska beetle. ScienceDaily. Retrieved December 30, 2009, from http://www.sciencedaily.com­ /releases/2009/12/091214131134.htm





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Irukandji


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Irukandji: Deadly poisonous jellyfish from Downunder. That chap with 'best job in the world' managed to get stung by one on his last week on the job. Ouch! Not the best way to close that job... You still with us, Ben???


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FOM: 'World's best job' man is stung





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