Twown

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Twown: The unfortunate portmanteau of Twitter and drown. Literally, to be 'drowning' in tweets.


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Example: 150 new tweets!? Help, I'm Twowning!









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Tweffect or Twitter Effect

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Tweffect or Twitter Effect: The unfortunate realization one gets when one realizes it is more fun to screw around on Twitter than to accomplish something.


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FOM: Those Less Motivated to Achieve Will Excel on Tasks Seen as Fun

Hart et al. The effects of chronic achievement motivation and achievement primes on the activation of achievement and fun goals. Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, 2009; 97 (6): 1129 DOI: 10.1037/a0017146









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Twitaddiction or Twitaddict

Twitaddiction or Twitaddict: The unfortunate portmanteau of Twitter or tweet and addiction. (1) You might be a twitaddict if you find yourself tweeting every day of the week.
(2) You might be a twitaddict if you find yourself tweeting every trending topic that you twead.
(3) You might be a twitaddict if you find yourself defining new words based on trending topics in Twitter (Like these guys...sigh).
(4) You might be a twitaddict if you find yourself debating whether twitaddict has 2 t's or 3.
(5) You might be a twitaddict if you find yourself tweeting while incarcerated.
(6) You might be a twitaddict if you find yourself giving up booze, beer and wine for Twitter.
(7) You might be a twitaddict if you find yourself tweeting and driving.
(8) You might be a twitaddict if you plan your day's activities around Twitter.
(9) You might be a twitaddict if the kids are late for school because you were on Twitter.
(10) You might be a twitaddict if you tweeted all day and got no work done at the job!
(11) You might be a twitaddict if you tweet in the restroom.
(12) You might be a twitaddict if you find yourself 'managing your brand' on Twitter even though you don't have one.
Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy...

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