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iBrick: We did NOT create the word. We are just adding our definition, to wit: What you get when you try to disconnect your phone service and connect with a third party phone service or attempting to install other third party applications. From the Daily Tech report: Apple, AT&T Sued for iBricking, Monopolistic Behavior. A quote from the report: ...'The suit further points to Apple's actions with its latest firmware update which unlawfully restrict consumer choice by preventing people from "unlocking" their iPhones, locking out third party applications from its file system and disabling unlocked iPhones turning them into "iBricks".'...
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Footcraiging: The solicitation of homosexual favors in a public restroom by the placement and tapping of one's feet.Free Counter
Handcraiging: The solicitation of homosexual favors in a public restroom by rubbing one's hand suggestively along the bottom of the stall.Free Counter
Baracking: (1) As to be almost pushed into a corner for one's political stance or policy on correct strategy and objectives for pursuing one's enemies in war. (2) To be almost backed into a corner by one's political colleagues for a correct political stance or strategy on the prosecution of a war (e.g., especially the war on terror) or other political views. Reference: see The American Political Handbook.Free Counter
Lawyerbot: A robot designed primarily to supply legal remedies to legal issues created by electrical shock weapons, shockbots, euthanasiabots, etc... See Reference: UH-OH! Here Come The Shockbots!.Free Counter
Euthanasiabot: A robot designed for the sole purpose of supplying a lethal dose of a killing agent (such as; electricity, poison, projectiles, etc...) for medical and(!) non-medical purposes in direct contravention to Asimov's Three Laws Of Robotics. See Reference: UH-OH! Here Come The Shockbots!.Updated 10/29/07: Roomba-Maker Unveils Kill-BotFree Counter
Shockbot: A robot equipped with a Taser, cattle prod, or other similar device capable of delivering a serious electrical shock to the designated victim, perpetrator or other. Or other applications: dictatorial control??? Click to Reference: UH-OH! Here Come the Shockbots! (Note: shockbot is NOT an original derivation, but we believe the definition here is new).Free Counter
Borged: (1) Presidential lassitude concerning outdated policies, and (2) speaking in bored tones or suggestive demeanor towards presidential policies, failure of same, and (3) acknowledging public weariness for same. See this entry also in our sister publication, The American Political Handbook.Free Counter
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