A dictionary/glossary/lexicon as sort of a cosmic, meeting of the minds, collaboration of the likes of Dan Webster, Sam Johnson, Ambrose Bierce, Hunter S. Thompson, Wm. F. Buckley, Grouch Marx, W. C. Fields and many more... even though its editors are obscure unknowns with dreadfully dangerous senses of humor. WARNING: This website may contain some slightly adult content - get parental viewing approval if you are 18 or under!
Thursday, March 25, 2010
FOM: MSNBC Countdown 'Curbing the Violence on Capitol Hill'
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
President Delta or The Six Second President: http://bit.ly/dqep2n Suggested nicknames for our current president - so-called with regards to the off-color catcalls mainly being delivered by disgruntled GOPers like a bunch of frat boys on live camera and video - the first president with a federally mandated six second delay to meet decency standards. Also with regards to the infamous Delta House fraternity of Animal House - particularly during the student trial scene with muffled calls of 'Bl*w me. E*t me'....sigh...
Hugo: We could also call him 'OBleepa'. AZD: Stop it...
FOM: Stupak on MSNBC Hardball: 'We Don't Need Personal Attacks'
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Hugo: Does it tell you when its time to poo? AZD: That was in poor taste...
FOM: Swiss designer creates dinosaur dung watch
Monday, March 15, 2010
Lidice Image licensed under Creative Commons by Adam Jones, Ph. D.
Gendercide: Not a new term nor a humorous one. A disturbing and horrifying term used to describe the murder and deaths of millions of children - all because they are the wrong gender...
FOM: Gendercide Watch and You MUST read the horrifying and disturbing accounts of the same in the March 4 issue of The Economist and The Worldwide War on Baby Girls - The Economist
Hugo: Hey, our senior editor's got that one beat...
FOM: Briton is recognised as world's first officially genderless person and Aye and Gomorrah and many other instances in scifi lit...
Twitter Paper Bird Toy Image licensed under Creative Commons by Nereski
Shwitter: http://bit.ly/dnr9D0 The unfortunate portmanteau of shutdown and Twitter and/or the 4letter word for the release of biological waste...like what happened to Twitter yesterday... What you call a social networking site when it takes a dump on you...
FOM: Some Users Experiencing Frozen Timelines (March 14)
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Senator ChickenHawk: http://bit.ly/c6tXAr Wildly unfortunate and lurid suggested nickname for politicos that like little boys and little girls a little too much...
Updated/Revised, Monday, 15 March 2010: OK - danny6114 kindly reminded us that Chickenhawk is also the derisive term for politicos that are also warmongers yet actively avoid military service..., and he mentioned a certain Dick Cheney... its just that we and the media have put our focus on the apparently sex-crazed politicos whereas we have failed to reveal their hypocrisy on war and the military and things to numerous to mention here... We should also mention that the epithet could also be applied to those politicos that appear to enjoy gunning down small helpless animals - and friends and family...
Updated/Revised Thursday, March 18, 2010:
FOM: Two candidates for governor had teacher certificates suspended — for misconduct with female students, He Nude HotTubbed with a Minor, Kevin Garn , Mark Foley and Chickenhawk
Tickle Me Massa Doll: http://bit.ly/a3loqJ My kids want a Tickle Me Massa Doll for Easter. Unfortunate conflation of Eric Massa's alleged ticklefight and Tickle Me Elmo.
FOM: Massa admits tickling, denies sexual intent , Tickle Me Elmo and Eric Massa
Saturday, March 6, 2010
FOM: Karl Rove , Courage and Consequence: My Life as a Conservative in the Fight and What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington's Culture of Deception by Scott McClellan