A dictionary/glossary/lexicon as sort of a cosmic, meeting of the minds, collaboration of the likes of Dan Webster, Sam Johnson, Ambrose Bierce, Hunter S. Thompson, Wm. F. Buckley, Grouch Marx, W. C. Fields and many more... even though its editors are obscure unknowns with dreadfully dangerous senses of humor. WARNING: This website may contain some slightly adult content - get parental viewing approval if you are 18 or under!
Thursday, April 30, 2009
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Bidenip: Whenever loveable Joe Biden says something unfortunate, like the stuff about the flu pandemic. The Vice-President is "comedy gold". Gee whiz...
References: Note to Joe: Don't reveal top-secret secrets
Updated: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, you know, we think we might be on to something here...Keep it up, Joe - we need the material...
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Reductio ad Obamum: The logical (?) process and/or philosophy used to render all things to President Obama. Reference: The American Political Handbook, Wednesday, April 29, 2009.
Reference: Veteran GOP Sen. Specter switches parties.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Panboring / Pannui: The rather unfortunate portmanteaus of Pandemic and boring and ennui. With reference to what may be the overblown media portrayal currently being put out by the various media outlets regarding the Swine Flu outbreak of this year. We're very sorry - we do apologize to absolutely everybody in the world.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Example: "Do you have any Indian Condoms?" "What is that, sir?" "You know, twice the normal size! Extra large!"
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Bushama: Yes, we know we are offending the sensibilities of many of Obama's crowd, but we are somewhat offended by the decision of the new Administration to protect the old Administration regarding certain policies and activities as regarding torture. (1) The apparent morphing of the old and new administrations. (2) The rather shocking portmanteau of Bush and Obama. (3) The rather shocking realization that the Obama Administration may be defending the Bush Administration in certain illicit areas of US law.
References: Obama Aide: No Prosecution of Bush Officials for Torture Policy, U.N. Official: No Pass For Torturers, Government won’t release wiretap documents , Gov't Refuses To Release Wiretap Document and Obama keeps some Bush secrets.
Updated: Sunday, May 31, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
Caterpillar: Not a new word, but a new meaning with a new symbolism. As of yesterday, we aquired the new knowledge that our administrations have avowed and allowed and defended of/to the use of insects (caterpillars in at least one case) to the use of torture of its political prisoners. Definitions: (1) The introduction of insect(s) onto the skin of a detainee/prisoner for the purposes of making the same believe that the insect(s) have a venomous sting. (2) The symbol of the use of covert - and now overt - torture by the US on its political detainees and prisoners. (3) A now legally acceptable practice of cruel and unusual political punishment in the USA.
Example: "Did you inform the prisoner that they had a caterpillar in their head bag?". "Yes. Yes we did".
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Financius Interruptus / Finnuptus: (1) The involuntary conclusion of fingasm (or climax) or other overtly adult act(s) due to the currently unbearable psychological and financial crisis. (2) Sort of the psychological-financial equivalent of involuntary coitus interruptus. (3) The inability to achieve adult satisfaction due to fingidity.
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Fingasm: The rather obvious portmanteau of orgasm + financial. (1) The ultimate goal and/or needed quasi-sexual-financial release leading to relief from the currently unbearable psychological and financial crisis. (2) The financial-crisis equivalent to relief of the same via sexual release. (3) The inspiration we all felt to the reaction obtained by Elizabeth Warren in her final response to John Stewart's almost-penetrating (sorry, unintended pun...) questioning during last night's (Wednesday, April 15, 2009) Daily Show.
Brief editorial: We inadvertently referred to Jon Stewart's interview questions as "almost-penetrating" due to Ms. Warren's almost completely deer-in-the-headlights response to all but one of his questions (the last one, Wednesday, April 15, 2009).
Fingid: What should have been an obvious portmanteau of frigid + financial (crisis) to sex therapists cum (sorry, inadvertent pun...) financiers and the like. Definitions: (1) Quasi-sexual-financial condition resulting in missed fingasm or a financius interruptus (finnuptus, for short) due to the currently psychologically and financially unbearable economic climate. (2) Frigidity caused by the currently psychologically and financially unbearable economic climate. (3) Inability to achieve fingasm (or orgasm) due to the currently unbearable psychologically and financially economic climate or other oppressive sociological climate [See Diane Keaton's character's ("Luna") line in Woody Allen's cult-classic Sleeper: "In the future, we're all frigid"].
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Monday, April 13, 2009
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Griditration/Gridthreat: (1) Infiltration of a nation's power grid (e.g., in this case, the USA!) allegedly by a foreign power. Purportedly to be used as an "equalizer" in the event of war with the alleged foreign power or superpower nation. (2) Is this related to the mysterious purpose(s) and evolution (?) of the Conficker WormVirus? Reference(s): Cyberspies infiltrate US power grid and Hackers reportedly have embedded code in power grid. (3) And if and when the war does start, we think we'll know for sure... (4) We guess we'll also know for sure if this website is suddenly and mysteriously blocked...
See also our posting "The Coming Cyberwar and the Failing Health of an Ill Kim Jong Il and More for Thursday, April 9, 2009".