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Saturday, March 22, 2008

Funisiate

Funisiate: (1) Living in a state of life characterized by peaceful sexual intercourse and living without being threatened by predation or other evolutionary developments. (2) Alternately, to live a simple and idyllic life or lifestyle.
From the article: (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080321/sc_nm/sex_dc;_ylt=AvBtW6LBFNZBd0Z7.Pck82oPLBIF)
Early life on Earth - no predators, plenty of sex. For images of the fossil discovery see: http://www.eurekalert.org/multimedia/pub/7394.php?from=111185

http://www.eurekalert.org/multimedia/pub/7393.php

http://www.eurekalert.org/multimedia/pub/7392.php?from=111185


Funisia dorothea

Examples on usage: "I want to funisiate with you!" and "There is more to life than just to funisiate!".



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Friday, March 14, 2008

Egocloning

Egocloning: Literally, to clone one's self. See also "Bring Back the Dodo!" Website. And the following links: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23615726/ (Creatures clone selves in face of danger) and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sand_Dollar (Sand Dollar). Future Reference: Not yet authenticated in The Encyclopedia of Life (http://www.eol.org/). No matches on Google, either.
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Monday, March 3, 2008

Blognoyance

Blognoyance: The emotion experienced by Blogger users/editors when dealing with frozen and/or malfunctioning toolbars and scrollbars on Blogger software.
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Bloggipation

Bloggipation: The blogger's equivalent of gridlock. Apparently caused (or is it really an effect of?...) by frozen and/or malfunctioning control bars and buttons on the Blogger edit and arrange layouts and other pages. Is the internet gridlock finally here??? (See also Net gridlock by 2010 study warns ).

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Blogganasia

Blogganasia: Another word inspired by our persistent and annoying problems with malfunctioning controls on one of our Blogger sites (The American Political Handbook). Meaning: the practice of euthanizing ones blog unintentionally through malfunctioning control bars and buttons, or to intentionally euthanize a blog due to inability to edit and arrange blog elements.

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Bloggiced

Bloggiced: Hey, we've been gone for quite awhile but we're back with a new word. The editing problems we've been having with two of our other sites (Bring Back the Dodo! and The American Political Handbook) inspired the new word "Bloggiced". Meaning: the mostly annoying phenomena of being unable to edit and arrange page elements due to frozen control bars on Blogger sites.

Please note: Blogger does seem to be aware of this problem, and appears to be working on a fix. Anyone else noticed this problem?

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